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Somehow, the Snyder cut is even worse
0/10 Zack Snyder’s Justice League opens with a title card reading “This film is presented in a 4:3 format to preserve the integrity of Zack Snyder’s creative vision.” The words “Zack Snyder” literally come before the Warner Bros. logo. In … Continue reading
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Tagged #Batfleck, #Ben Affleck, #christopher nolan, #ezra miller, #gal gadot, #henry cavill, #joss whedon, #justice league, #mad max: fury road, #man of steel, #mcu, #warner bros., #zack snyder, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, black and white, DCEU, HBOmax, Henry Cavill's infamous CGI jaw, Henry Cavill's glorious $3 million mustache, Logan, Parasite, Ray Fisher, Snyder cut, some kind of internet god, Zack Snyder's creative vision, Zack Snyder's Justice League
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‘Justice Leauge’ is one of the worst movies I have ever seen
1/10 “You smell good.” Justice League is one of the most pathetic, bafflingly awful attempts at putting together a film in cinematic history. It is a slapdash mess of stupid editing decisions, poorly thought out plotlines, half-finished special effects and … Continue reading
Posted in Entropy
Tagged #Batfleck, #batman v superman, #Ben Affleck, #Dawn of Justice, #DC comics, #ezra miller, #gal gadot, #henry cavill, #joss whedon, #justice league, #man of steel, #warner bros., #zack snyder, Amy Adams, Blade Runner 2049, Ciaran HInds, DCEU, Geostorm, Go see Blade Runner, Jason Momoa, Kevin Tsujihara, Ray Fisher, The Snowman
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‘Wonder Woman:’ the Good, the Bad and the Contextual
7/10 Wonder Woman is an uneven experience. At its worst, it’s frustrating and cliched and laugh-out-loud ridiculous, but at its best it’s majestic. In ancient times, after Ares awakened mankind’s warlike tendencies, Zeus created the amazons to appease them. The … Continue reading
Posted in Entropy
Tagged #alien, #gal gadot, #ghostbusters, #god of war, #kill bill, #man of steel, #Thor, #wonder woman, #zack snyder, 300, Band of Brothers, Captain America, Chris Pine, DAT ASS, DCEU, God bless Chris Pine, Jessica Jones, Neoliberalism, ramping, Saving Private Ryan, Sofia Coppola, Tony Stark
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Dawn of Justice surprisingly not unwatchable, but an extremely hollow adaptation
There seemed to be only two ways Batman v Superman: Civil War Dawn of Justice could go — completely awful and also incredibly sad and dull to the point that you couldn’t even laugh at it, or completely awful, but in … Continue reading
Posted in Entropy
Tagged #Batfleck, #Batman, #batman vs superman, #Ben Affleck, #civil war, #daredevil, #Dawn of Justice, #DC comics, #doomsday, #gal gadot, #green lantern, #harley quinn, #henry cavill, #holly hunter, #iron man, #jesse eisenberg, #lex luthor, #man of steel, #margot robbie, #michael shannon, #Netflix, #suicide squad, #superman, #the dark knight, #the dark knight returns, #the dark knight rises, #the killing joke, #the long halloween, #the matrix revolutions, #warner bros., #wonder woman, Captain America, Marvel
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Triple 9 wastes excellent cast in hopeless mess
Sometimes a movie just doesn’t make sense. Not in a surrealist way that leaves you wondering what the monolith symbolizes, but in a practical way that leaves you wondering what the characters were doing and why. Triple 9’s plot is almost … Continue reading
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