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Somehow, the Snyder cut is even worse
0/10 Zack Snyder’s Justice League opens with a title card reading “This film is presented in a 4:3 format to preserve the integrity of Zack Snyder’s creative vision.” The words “Zack Snyder” literally come before the Warner Bros. logo. In … Continue reading
Posted in Beta Decay
Tagged #Batfleck, #Ben Affleck, #christopher nolan, #ezra miller, #gal gadot, #henry cavill, #joss whedon, #justice league, #mad max: fury road, #man of steel, #mcu, #warner bros., #zack snyder, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, black and white, DCEU, HBOmax, Henry Cavill's infamous CGI jaw, Henry Cavill's glorious $3 million mustache, Logan, Parasite, Ray Fisher, Snyder cut, some kind of internet god, Zack Snyder's creative vision, Zack Snyder's Justice League
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‘Justice Leauge’ is one of the worst movies I have ever seen
1/10 “You smell good.” Justice League is one of the most pathetic, bafflingly awful attempts at putting together a film in cinematic history. It is a slapdash mess of stupid editing decisions, poorly thought out plotlines, half-finished special effects and … Continue reading
Posted in Entropy
Tagged #Batfleck, #batman v superman, #Ben Affleck, #Dawn of Justice, #DC comics, #ezra miller, #gal gadot, #henry cavill, #joss whedon, #justice league, #man of steel, #warner bros., #zack snyder, Amy Adams, Blade Runner 2049, Ciaran HInds, DCEU, Geostorm, Go see Blade Runner, Jason Momoa, Kevin Tsujihara, Ray Fisher, The Snowman
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Accountant movie made for dummies, tries to convince you autism is a superpower
We’ve already had one movie this year where Ben Affleck throws an autistic tantrum, and it was one too many. Now it’s two too many. The Accountant tells the story of the title character (Ben Affleck) and how awesome and amazing and … Continue reading
Still not mad, just disappointed
Hope it’ll be good? Know it’ll be bad? Just interested to see the cinematic interpretations of the diverse cast of characters? Whatever you’re expecting from Suicide Squad, it doesn’t deliver. Suicide Squad takes place after the death of Superman in March’s Batman v Superman: … Continue reading
Posted in Entropy
Tagged #Batfleck, #batman v superman, #Ben Affleck, #cara delevingne, #Dawn of Justice, #harley quinn, #jared leto, #margot robbie, #sad batman, #suicide squad, #superman, #will smith, Amanda Waller, Amanda Waller is the dumbest character ever written in a movie, aquaman, Deadshot, Feminist Harley Quinn, Flash, Jai Courtney, Joker, Joker has less than five minutes of screentime in Suicide Squad, Juggalo Joker, None of these people could have handled Superman, Sexist Harley Quinn, Suicide Squad is a scam, Suicide Squat, Viola Davis, Will Smith just being Will Smith
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On Heath Ledger, Jared Leto and revisionist history
Give him a chance! You can’t judge until you’ve seen the movie! He won an Oscar, for Pete’s sake! People were upset about Heath Ledger’s casting, too! I’ve been hearing things like this for more than a year now. This … Continue reading
Posted in White Noise
Tagged #Batfleck, #batman begins, #christopher nolan, #david ayer, #green lantern, #jared leto, #man of steel, #mark hamill, #paul bettany, #robin williams, #ryan gosling, #steve carell, #suicide squad, #the dark knight, Aaron Ekhart, fairness, Heath Ledger, Juggalo Joker, Lex Jewthor, Optimism, optimism is wrong, reshoots, The Avengers, The Joker, The new joker definitely vapes right, Thug 4 lyfe Joker
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