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- Bayhem! June 22, 2017
- ‘Cars 3’ is wonderful June 16, 2017
- Bloodcurdling ‘It Comes at Night’ stands as the year’s best so far June 15, 2017
- ‘Mummy’ is messy June 9, 2017
- The Open Bar Review – Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 June 9, 2017
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Bayhem!
1/10 Baydlem! PandeBayneum! Star Wars: The Last Jedi Transformers: The Last Knight is the crowning achievement of one of history’s worst filmmakers. It’s filled with the most sound and fury, it signifies the least. It is a critical mass of … Continue reading
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‘Cars 3’ is wonderful
9/10 In 2006, after an immaculate decade of releasing instant classic after instant classic, Disney Pixar released its first mediocre film. Cars, along with its numerous sequels and spinoffs, occupy an odd place in the studio’s hierarchy. Though they are, … Continue reading
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Tagged #Disney, #disney pixar, #pixar, #up, #wall-e, Cars, Cars 3, Ratatouille, The Incredibles 2, Toy Story 3, You think God is in control here?
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Bloodcurdling ‘It Comes at Night’ stands as the year’s best so far
10/10 It Comes at Night might have been filmed on a golden reel. After a zombie-esque plague rips through society, Paul (Joel Edgerton, who also executively produces) lives with his wife and son, Sarah and Travis (Carmen Ejogo and Kelvin … Continue reading
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Tagged #wonder woman, Alien: Covenant, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, It Comes at Night, The Mummy
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‘Mummy’ is messy
3/10 The Mummy is the first entry in a series that had exciting potential, but instead turned into a pandering cluster that proves quality filmmaking isn’t a priority here. While looting in Iraq, reconnaissance officers Nick Morton (Tom Cruise) and … Continue reading
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The Open Bar Review – Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
In which Paul and I graduate.
