Condescending, deliriously risk-averse ‘Digger’ dead on arrival

For the big one-shot of our $125 million Oscar season opener, we’re gonna go with a three-tone look – mostly light gray background, but we’re also gonna take a little risk here and throw in a little bit of dark gray for some color, a little bit of contrast to make the image more interesting to look at. For our central character, he’s a real flashy guy, so we’re gonna suit him up in burgundy, the closest shade to gray we can find. Perhaps for the final time, images courtesy Warner Bros. Pictures.

Rating: 1 out of 5.

Writer/director/producer Alejandro G. Iñárritu is back with Digger, the exact kind of smarter-than-you, self-congratulatory arthouse colonoscopy that it claims within the runtime to rail against. This is the emptiest film of the year, and I can’t remember ever wanting to walk out of a movie more.

The near future- Generational oil tycoon “Digger” Rockwell (Tom Cruise, who also produces) learns an ice shelf five times the size of the D.C. metro area has broken off Greenland and is rocketing toward Norway, with estimated casualties in the millions and property damage in the trillions, because of his company’s reckless drilling. Such is his pull, Rockwell summons the president of the U.S. and his cabinet to his estate and dictates how they will navigate the crisis.

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‘Primetime’ is prime big-screen viewing

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Rating: 4.5 out of 5.

Primetime is a dim light cast on a past that is not the past, an engine-bay window into the feedback loop between crime and spectacle that has turned American democracy into a mulch of atrocities that are at once increasingly shocking and as old as humanity itself. It’s one of the most visually striking films of the year from its first shots, and one that demands most urgently to be seen in a theater as it plays out almost entirely in close-ups, the shots that benefit most from theatrical projection.

Primetime presents a kaleidoscope of events surrounding “To Catch a Predator” and host Chris Hansen (Robert Pattinson, who also produces). The film presents itself within a strict timeline from the show being moved to the 9 p.m. timeslot leading up to the suicide of Bill Conradt (Alex Winter) on Nov. 5, 2006, but also incorporates attempted poaching from knockoff hidden camera show “What Would You Do?” and coverage of Hansen’s extra-marital affair, which wasn’t exposed until several years later.

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Cregger’s spectacular ‘Resident Evil’ is the new template for video game movies

There’s no scene remotely like this anywhere else in cinema, and you could say that several times in Resident Evil. Images courtesy Sony Pictures Releasing.

Rating: 4 out of 5.

I’m on record for needing more out of writer/director/producer Zach Cregger, and here it is! Resident Evil is the kind of film that silences any doubts about a creator, a straightforward, thoroughly satisfying thriller that demonstrates mastery over not only multiple different genres, but also how to translate ideas into film. We could look back on this in 20 years as a codex for video game adaptation because it makes this translation look so simple.

Raccoon City, winter, contemporary- at the end of a long night, medical courier Bryan (Austin Abrams) is called into the mountains on an urgent delivery to Raccoon City General Hospital. He stumbles on, and must fight his way into the heart of, a burgeoning zombie apocalypse.

Cregger has been almost too eager to clarify that this is a story he already wanted to tell with “Resident Evil” lore and monster designs stacked on top. However much this was written or rewritten around the franchise, what we end up watching is something tailor-made to bridge the gap between film and video game experiences.

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Sony-Man: New Day for the Brand

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It is now seven years into the post-Endgame era of the MCU. In 2019, the epic crossover that had just dammed more than a decade of buildup with one of the biggest cliffhangers of all time let loose with a $357.1 million opening weekend haul, beating the previous record-holder, its direct predecessor Avengers: Infinity War, by almost exactly $100 million. This was the third out of four mainline Avengers movies to reset this record – the first Avengers film was the first movie ever to open at more than $200 million way back in 2012, beating the eighth Harry Potter movie by almost $40 million – and the last two did a Super-Mario style double-jump on it at the end.

It is now two weeks into the era of Spider-Man: Brand New Day, which barely squeaked past Endgame with a $360.1 million opening weekend haul.

Wait – what?

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Nolan brings recent hot streak home in ‘Odyssey’

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Rating: 5 out of 5.

As if a vison from the gods themselves, Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey has made landfall, a moment in some ways 25 years, in other ways 2,500 years, in the making.

Somewhere in the Mediterranean Sea, 12th Century B.C.- 20 years after leaving for the Trojan War, 10 years after winning that war, Odysseus (Matt Damon), King of Ithaca, cannot get home. His wife and son Penelope and Telemachus (Anne Hathaway and Tom Holland) spend years at the mercy of hundreds of suitors who will not leave their palace, deliberately abusing Greek hospitality customs and wasting his fortune in hopes of forcing Penelope to take one of them in marriage. Lost in a haze under the care of the nymph Calypso (Charlize Theron), Odysseus slowly regains his memory of the war and his doomed voyage home.

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