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How come I don’t get to see any of those 3D Na’vi titties?
That’s a wrap on 2022 cinema. Oscar nominations are out, and the associated limited releases have mostly wound their way through theaters. I’m still months behind schedule, but who cares. This year’s Christmas smash hit, Avatar: The Way of Water, … Continue reading
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Tagged 3D Na'vi titties, 3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy, A special effect without a story is a very boring thing, Alicia Vikander, Avatar, Avatar: The Way of Water, Business in the front, butthole worms, CGI porn, Ex Machina, How come I don't get to see any of those 3D Na'vi titties, How come Jim, I did a bunch of acid and the tree and I are friends now, I suppose I could have just watched Ex Machina again instead of writing all this, I'm all out of salami and Gatorade over here, James Cameron, Keira Knightley, party in the back, Pirates of the Caribbean, Roe v Wade, T2: Judgment Day, Titanic
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Many unkind things about Olivia Wilde
4/10 I like Olivia Wilde as an actress. I’ve never met her, but I’m sure she’s a very nice lady. Now that’s out of the way, Don’t Worry Darling is a lukewarm mess, not terrible, interesting enough to be as … Continue reading
Knopp finally writes about ‘Avatar’
I started writing about movies formally in January 2010 with The Book of Eli, which released the second weekend of that year more than $20 million behind Avatar, which was in its fifth weekend. I’ve heard so much about Avatar … Continue reading
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Tagged 3D, Avatar, Avatar: The Way of Water, Dances with Wolves, Disney, James Cameron, PLF, The Way of Water
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