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Accountant movie made for dummies, tries to convince you autism is a superpower
We’ve already had one movie this year where Ben Affleck throws an autistic tantrum, and it was one too many. Now it’s two too many. The Accountant tells the story of the title character (Ben Affleck) and how awesome and amazing and … Continue reading
Still not mad, just disappointed
Hope it’ll be good? Know it’ll be bad? Just interested to see the cinematic interpretations of the diverse cast of characters? Whatever you’re expecting from Suicide Squad, it doesn’t deliver. Suicide Squad takes place after the death of Superman in March’s Batman v Superman: … Continue reading
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Tagged #Batfleck, #batman v superman, #Ben Affleck, #cara delevingne, #Dawn of Justice, #harley quinn, #jared leto, #margot robbie, #sad batman, #suicide squad, #superman, #will smith, Amanda Waller, Amanda Waller is the dumbest character ever written in a movie, aquaman, Deadshot, Feminist Harley Quinn, Flash, Jai Courtney, Joker, Joker has less than five minutes of screentime in Suicide Squad, Juggalo Joker, None of these people could have handled Superman, Sexist Harley Quinn, Suicide Squad is a scam, Suicide Squat, Viola Davis, Will Smith just being Will Smith
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On Darkseid and the actual value of Easter eggs in movies
There’s an idea that’s been developing for the past few years in comedy around reference humor or call-out humor. Comedians — or film or television — will, in place of a joke, simply call out a title and hope that’s … Continue reading
Posted in White Noise
Tagged #Batfleck, #Batman, #batman v superman, #Ben Affleck, #civil war, #dane cook, #darkseid, #Dawn of Justice, #DC, #deadpool, #ezra miller, #henry cavill, #jesse eisenberg, #lex luthor, #memes, #sad batman, #steppenwolf, #superman, #zack snyder, Captain America, Marvel
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Experimental Terrence Malick trilogy ends with a bang
“Oh, you think Affleck is playing ‘Sad Batman?‘ I’ll show you Sad Batman” — Christian Bale, probably. The past few years, film legend Terrence Malick has been turning out a semi-autobiographical trilogy of experimental films, starting with Tree of Life in 2011 and To the … Continue reading
Posted in Entropy
Tagged #antonio banderas, #Batfleck, #batman v superman, #Ben Affleck, #brian dennehy, #cate blanchett, #christian bale, #Dawn of Justice, #freida pinto, #imogen poots, #isabel lucas, #knight of cups, #natalie portman, #sad batman, #sad ben affleck, #tarot, #teresa palmer, #terrence malick, #the dark knight, #to the wonder, #tony danza, #tree of life, #wes bentley
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A less chaotic state: 2005’s Batman Begins
Batman Begins is 10 years old today. Take a moment and let that sink in. Batman Begins is simultaneously the extraneous sequel that was always going to get made and the crazy wet dream movie that should never have been produced. Before … Continue reading
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Tagged #Batman, #batman & robin, #batman beyond, #batman forever, #batman returns, #batman: the animated series, #casino royale, #christopher nolan, #DC comics, #die another day, #iron man, #joel schumacher, #justice league, #man of steel, #sad batman, #speder-man 3, #superman, #superman returns, #superman: the animated series, #the amazing spider-man 2, #the amazing spiderman, #tim burton
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