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Somehow, the Snyder cut is even worse
0/10 Zack Snyder’s Justice League opens with a title card reading “This film is presented in a 4:3 format to preserve the integrity of Zack Snyder’s creative vision.” The words “Zack Snyder” literally come before the Warner Bros. logo. In … Continue reading
Posted in Beta Decay
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Yes, ‘Mission: Impossible — Fallout’ is really that good
9/10 I came into Mission: Impossible – Fallout wondering, if these movies are so good, why can I barely remember any of them? I won’t be forgetting Fallout any time soon. In the film’s opening, Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) and … Continue reading
‘Justice Leauge’ is one of the worst movies I have ever seen
1/10 “You smell good.” Justice League is one of the most pathetic, bafflingly awful attempts at putting together a film in cinematic history. It is a slapdash mess of stupid editing decisions, poorly thought out plotlines, half-finished special effects and … Continue reading
Posted in Entropy
Tagged #Batfleck, #batman v superman, #Ben Affleck, #Dawn of Justice, #DC comics, #ezra miller, #gal gadot, #henry cavill, #joss whedon, #justice league, #man of steel, #warner bros., #zack snyder, Amy Adams, Blade Runner 2049, Ciaran HInds, DCEU, Geostorm, Go see Blade Runner, Jason Momoa, Kevin Tsujihara, Ray Fisher, The Snowman
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On whitewashing and the death of movie stars
The Great Wall came out in American theaters last weekend, beating industry expectations with a $21.7 million take. It’s a good result of a movie that was primarily met with claims of whitewashing and racism for starring Cambridge-born Matt Damon … Continue reading
On Darkseid and the actual value of Easter eggs in movies
There’s an idea that’s been developing for the past few years in comedy around reference humor or call-out humor. Comedians — or film or television — will, in place of a joke, simply call out a title and hope that’s … Continue reading
Posted in White Noise
Tagged #Batfleck, #Batman, #batman v superman, #Ben Affleck, #civil war, #dane cook, #darkseid, #Dawn of Justice, #DC, #deadpool, #ezra miller, #henry cavill, #jesse eisenberg, #lex luthor, #memes, #sad batman, #steppenwolf, #superman, #zack snyder, Captain America, Marvel
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