Tag Archives: #alien

‘Ad Astra’ is the terrible, majestic, urgent space opera for our time

Posted on September 21, 2019 by

10/10 In space, no one can hear you scream. No one can hear you do or say anything at all, in fact. That’s because in space, there’s usually no one else there. In the near future, the United States Space … Continue reading →

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Oh look, it’s another ‘Halloween’ sequel

Posted on November 9, 2018 by

4/10 After 40 years, it’s finally here — the 11th Halloween movie! Yeah, there are 10 others, but this one is different! This one ignores the preceding continuity — well, the 10, 20 and 30 year anniversary sequels all did … Continue reading →

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First good video game movie? First good video game movie!

Posted on April 17, 2018 by

9/10 Rampage has The Rock fist-bumping an albino gorilla. It’s fucking awesome! In low orbit, a lab rat that has received Energyne’s secret gene mutation formula breaks free and barrels through a satellite testing facility. As the shuttle disintegrates, three … Continue reading →

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‘The Cloverfield Paradox’ is garbage

Posted on February 7, 2018 by

1/10 Paramount Pictures decided just a few weeks ago that selling The Cloverfield Project to Netflix would be more profitable than releasing it in theaters, and they were almost certainly right. While Cloverfield and 10 Cloverfield Lane rode critical acclaim … Continue reading →

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Salvage operation ‘All the Money in the World’ is pristine

Posted on December 26, 2017 by

7/10 Come one, come all, see the star-studded year-end Oscar contender you’ve come to expect in late December! It’s a true story brought to you by a name director and a cast that brings everything to the table! We’ve spared … Continue reading →

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