Category Archives: Entropy

Gods of Egypt, a visual-effects driven blockbuster, has some of the worst visual effects of all time

Posted on March 7, 2016 by reelentropy

Gods of Egypt, after the first trailer dropped, was immediately scheduled for crusafixion over its casting of almost uniformly white actors in a movie about the Egyptian pantheon, which obviously should be made up of black and Arabic actors. Unfortunately, the … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged #alex proyas, #brenton thwaites, #daredevil, #game of thrones, #geoffrey rush, #gerard butler, #gods of egypt, #nikolaj coster-waldeau, #power rangers, #star wars | 1 Comment

Risen proves evangelical movies are here to stay

Posted on February 23, 2016 by reelentropy

Isn’t this the movie the Coen brothers pretended to make in Hail, Caesar! two weeks ago? Risen follows Clavius (Joseph Fiennes, the very spitting image of Michael Jackson), a Roman tribune, through the story of Jesus’ Resurrection. Clavius is charged by Pontius Pilate … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged #affirm, #coen brothers, #exodus, #fireproof, #hail caesar, #joseph fiennes, #mormons, #pure flix, #ralph fiennes, #ridley scott, #risen, #the witch, #tom felton, #war room, Daniel Radcliffe, Darren Aronofsky, God's not Dead, Harry Potter, Noah | 2 Comments

The Witch trades in thrills to deliver unbelievable chills

Posted on February 21, 2016 by reelentropy

No, it’s not the scariest movie ever made. It may, however, be the scariest movie ever made entirely about boobs. Set in the 1600s a few decades before the Salem Witch Trials, The Witch follows a Puritan family banished from their plantation over … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged #anya taylor-joy, #black phillip, #david robert mitchell, #deadpool, #harvey scrimshaw, #it follows, #kate dickie, #ralph ineson, #robert eggers, #Satan, #shameless plug, #stanley kubrick, #the shining, #the witch | Leave a comment

I’m only doing this because of the Oscar noms: The Danish Girl

Posted on February 16, 2016 by reelentropy

It’s the most cynical thing in the world. Former Oscar winners? Check. Based on a true story set in the early 1900s? Check. Gay* person that dies? Check. The Danish Girl was set up to be one of the most insufferably … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged #Alicia Vikander, #birdman, #brokeback mountain, #carol, #dallas buyers club, #eddie redmayne, #ex machina, #gay people that die, #homophobia, #jared leto, #jupiter ascending, #lana wachowski, #michael keaton, #milk, #oscar noms, #oscars, #pronouns, #robbed, #sexism, #the academy, #the danish girl, #the wachowskis, #tom hooper, #trans people that die, #would you fuck me, Theory of Everything | 1 Comment

Deadpool is everything you ever wanted

Posted on February 13, 2016 by reelentropy

There were so many ways Deadpool could have gone wrong, but it doesn’t. It hits the spot and hits it hard. If you know what I mean. The plot, easily the film’s worst feature but also its least important, starts when Wade Wilson … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged #20th Century Fox, #cancer, #cantaloupe, #david goyer, #deadpool, #ed skrein, #fifty shades of grey, #gina carano, #glory hole, #green lantern, #hi max!, #jed reeds, #leak, #morena baccarin, #paul wernick, #poop, #rhett reece, #ryan reynolds, #self-check, #test footage, #the dark knight, #the hangover, #tim miller, #wolverine, #X-Men, #x-men origins, The Avengers | 1 Comment