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‘Fifty Shades’ series peters out
2/10 So this is where Harry Potter ended up. It’s kind of astonishing to think about it in those terms, but when you take everything else about the past 20 years into account, doesn’t that seem right? With the series … Continue reading
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Tagged #dakota johnson, #fifty shades of grey, #jamie dorman, #sam taylor-johnson, #twilight, creepy rape contract, E.L. James, Fifty Shades Darker, Fifty Shades Freed, Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, James Foley, Kelly Marcel, kinky fuckery, Niall Leonard
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‘Fantastic Beasts’ brings magic back to the big screen
Christina Ulsh @stina_ulsh Harry Potter fans rejoice! Now you can enjoy the magical world of Harry Potter without sacrificing your favorite book scenes and details by watching Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. This is a rare moment … Continue reading
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Tagged #eddie redmayne, A very potter prequel trilogy, American Indians, because prequel trilogies usually work out so well, Collin Farrell, Dan Folger, Fantastic Beasts, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, JK Rowling, Katherine Waterston, Maybe Ever After, No-Majs vs Muggles
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Tim, what are you doing?
The buzz about Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children is that it falls apart in the second half, and that’s absolutely not true. It falls apart well before then. Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children is about Jake Portman (Asa Butterfield), a muggle … Continue reading
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Tagged #alice in wonderland, #edward scissorhands, #nazis, #samuel l jackson, #tim burton, Asa Butterfield, Eva Green, Frankenstein, Harry Potter, Harry Potter knockoff, he finally looks like a bitch, Jane Goldman, Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children, Skip it, Slenderman, Terrence Stamp, Tim, Tim Burton is racist now apparently, what are you doing
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Entropy on Labor Day — Davids rule the summer, Goliaths crash and burn
Labor Day weekend 2016 was bad. If you discount last summer’s holiday weekend that saw War Room take the weekend crown, you have to go all the way back to 2005 to find a Labor Day weekend that did worse than this … Continue reading
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Tagged #alice in wonderland, #anna kendrick, #apocalypse, #batman v superman, #days of future past, #deadpool, #disney pixar, #ghostbusters, #johnny depp, #pete's dragon, #pixels, #snow white and the huntsman, #sony, #star trek, #star trek beyond, #star trek into darkness, #star wars, #suicide squad, #the witch, #tim burton, #warcraft, #X-Men, alice through the looking glass, Bad Moms, Beauty and the Beast, Ben-Hur, cannibalism, Central Intelligence, CGI is bad, China loves WoW, Collision Course, Don't Breathe, Election Year, finding dory, ha ha ha ha Mila Kunis, Harry Potter, Hollywood is dumb, Ice Age, Independence Day, Jason Bourne, Kubo and the Two Strings, Laika, Legend of Tarzan what were they thinking, maleficent, me before you, Me Before You genuinely advocates suicide, Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates, Mila Kunis, Movie budgets are too damn high, Nerve, Nerve is everything you've ever wanted in a hollywood movie, Nicholas Sparks, now you see me 2, out of the shadows, Resurgence, Sausage Party, Secret Life of Pets, Seth Rogen, Sexism and feminism be damned, Teenage mutant ninja turtles, the BFG, The Conjuring 2, The Last Stand, the lobster, the neon demon, The Purge, The Shallows, There is absolutely no reason to make a movie for more than $120 million, Transformers 4, War Dogs
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