Tag Archives: #morgan freeman

They can’t make ‘Quality has Fallen’ puns when the quality was already pretty low

Posted on August 25, 2019 by reelentropy

3/10 I really don’t want to think about Gerard Butler as a weirdo-James Woods type who makes movies to deliberately overcorrect for “liberal Hollywood” because he’s so talented, but it’s getting kind of ridiculous. The guy’s from Glasgow, but he’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged #gerard butler, #london has fallen, #morgan freeman, #nick nolte, Angel has Fallen, Die Hard, Everything has Fallen, Gerard Butler has Fallen and he Can't Get Up, James Woods, Olympus has Fallen, Your pants have fallen | Leave a comment

Once again, Disney loses tens of millions to bring you a terrible film

Posted on November 26, 2018 by reelentropy

3/10 In 2010, Alice went back into Wonderland to discover an ungodly amount of money, the kind of money that, at the time, could put a movie into the upper stratosphere of all-time projects. Disney would send her back in … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged #alice in wonderland, #Disney, #morgan freeman, #snow white and the huntsman, Alice Through the Looking Glace, Keira Knightley, Mackenzie Foy, maleficent, Tchaikovsky, The Nutcracker and the Four Realms | Leave a comment

‘Last Flag Flying’ thoughtful, may be quite moving

Posted on December 13, 2017 by reelentropy

8/10 In 2003, the Bush administration, political pundits and the constant fear of terrorism, which still had that new-car smell, created an atmosphere in which supporting soldiers and supporting the recent invasion of Iraq were one and the same, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged #bryan cranston, #christopher walken, #laurence fishburne, #michael caine, #morgan freeman, #richard linklater, #steve carell, 2003, Dazed and Confused, George Bush, Iraq war, Just Getting Started, Last Flag Flying, Tommy Lee Jones, Vietnam | Leave a comment

Ben-Hur doesn’t go big, so just stay home

Posted on August 24, 2016 by reelentropy

Rhiannon Saegert @missmusetta Ben-Hur is a frustrating sit. It didn’t have to be, but the movie makes an infuriating habit of taking whatever interesting ideas it has and running them directly into the ground like an unconvincing CGI chariot. The … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged #ghostbusters, #morgan freeman, #toby kebbell, #tom hiddleston, Ben-Hur, Ben-Hur cost way too much money, Ben-Hur is a disaster, Ben-Hur's chariot race is awful, Chariot races, Charlton Heston, Jack Huston, Jesus Christ, Legend of Tarzan, The Bible, Timur Bekmambetov, Why did they remake Ben-Hur | Leave a comment

Now You See how insipid these movies are

Posted on June 14, 2016 by reelentropy

Now You See Me 2 isn’t necessarily a bad movie, it’s just a significant landmark on the road to the end of Western Civilization. The movie picks up one year after its predecessor. The ridiculously named Four Horsemen, Danny Atlas (Jesse … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged #jesse eisenberg, #michael caine, #morgan freeman, #nowyouseeme2, #unexpected john cena, a bunch of words that don't mean anything, computer master key plot device, Daniel Radcliffe, dave franco, evil cell phone technology, free your mind, Harry Potter, internal logic, iron man 2, John M. Chu, lizzy caplan, nitpicking, Now You Don't, now you see me 2, others can be broken entirely, some rules can be bent, woody harrelson, world based on rules, WWE, you can't see him, you don't have to watch the whole thing | Leave a comment