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‘Hobbs & Shaw’ moderately improves on a franchise that needed extreme improvements

Posted on August 4, 2019 by reelentropy

4/10 I walked into Hobbs & Shaw determined to enjoy it, because I love the personnel involved and it’s a great idea for a spinoff. I wanted to see a Fast/Furious movie that felt fresh again. But unfortunately, this movie … Continue reading →

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‘Molly’s Game’ spectacular

Posted on December 31, 2017 by reelentropy

9/10 Aaron Sorkin has been holding out on us. Molly’s Game, the revered writer’s directorial debut, is based on the life of underground poker mistress Molly Bloom (Jessica Chastain, with Samantha Isler and Piper Howell playing her as a teenager … Continue reading →

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‘Dark Tower’ is a collection of garbage boxed and sold as a movie

Posted on August 4, 2017 by reelentropy

2/10 Woe unto you, Dark Tower. You did not deserve this. The Dark Tower stars Idris Elba and Matthew McConaughey as the gunslinger and the man in black, respectively. The monikers were used in marketing to disguise that they bear … Continue reading →

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Star Trek Beyond — OR What the Fuck is Going On: The Movie

Posted on July 22, 2016 by reelentropy

In 2009, they rolled out Star Trek: The Only Reboot You Ever Wanted. In 2012, they brought us Star Trek Into Darkness: Dark Knight Knockoffs Can’t Melt Steel Beams. Now, from an entirely new writing and directing team after Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman broke … Continue reading →

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Beautiful Jungle Book movie can’t handle its meaty themes

Posted on April 17, 2016 by reelentropy

The Jungle Book follows Mowgli, a man-cub raised by the ruling pack of the jungle. But when Shere Khan, a giant antagonist cat with a scarred left eye, discovers his presence, Mowgli is driven away. After a scene involving a stampede … Continue reading →

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Tag Archives: #idris elba

‘Hobbs & Shaw’ moderately improves on a franchise that needed extreme improvements

‘Dark Tower’ is a collection of garbage boxed and sold as a movie

Star Trek Beyond — OR What the Fuck is Going On: The Movie

Beautiful Jungle Book movie can’t handle its meaty themes

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