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‘Dark Tower’ is a collection of garbage boxed and sold as a movie
2/10 Woe unto you, Dark Tower. You did not deserve this. The Dark Tower stars Idris Elba and Matthew McConaughey as the gunslinger and the man in black, respectively. The monikers were used in marketing to disguise that they bear … Continue reading
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Tagged #idris elba, #sony, Ebay, junk, Mad Libs, Matthew McConaughey, Mystery Box, The Dark Tower, Universal Studios
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Star Trek Beyond — OR What the Fuck is Going On: The Movie
In 2009, they rolled out Star Trek: The Only Reboot You Ever Wanted. In 2012, they brought us Star Trek Into Darkness: Dark Knight Knockoffs Can’t Melt Steel Beams. Now, from an entirely new writing and directing team after Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman broke … Continue reading
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Tagged #anton yelchin, #batman begins, #bones, #gaySulu, #idris elba, #simon pegg, #star trek beyond, #wrath of khan, Actual evolutionary theory, Bad movies, Bourne, Chris Pine, Don't tell me to watch my language, Doug Jung, eat it up, eat the slop, eat the slop before the slaughter you fucking pigs, Galaxy Quest, Galaxy Quest was better, George Takei, have sex with all the remaining Vulcan women in the universe, How do blind people watch movies?, J.J. Abrams dumped the franchise, John Cho, KHAAAAAAAN, Kobayashi Maru, Leonard Nimoy, Lighting crew strike, military industrial complex, military industrial complex is bad, oh Spock don't stop, population bottleneck, Rest in peace Anton Yelchin, Rest in peace Leonard Nimoy, Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman broke up, rubber-faced Idris Elba, Spock, Spock and Bones forever, Star Trek Beyond is aimed at dumb people, Star Trek Beyond is not boring, Star Trek Beyond lifts scenes from Wrath of Khan, Techno Babble, Techno Babble is a lazy excuse for writing, The Actual Bourne Legacy, The Enterprise is destroyed again, warlock powers, What the fuck is going on, Yeah I get it, You can't see, Zachary Quinto, Zoe Saldana
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All I hear is politics inside my brain, someone help me!
At the end of Zootopia, the diversity hire cop turns to the camera and tells the audience that profiling and racism are bad, and we need to work together to eliminate them from our society. At the end of London Has Fallen, the black … Continue reading
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Tagged #21 jump street, #aaron eckhart, #deadpool, #Disney, #drone strikes, #feel the bern, #gerard butler, #ghostbusters, #idris elba, #jason bateman, #london has fallen, #make america great again, #men in black, #morgan freeman, #tina fey, #whiskey tango foxtrot, #zootopia
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Beasts of no theater
It’s Halloween weekend. There’s nothing new releasing, as studios are afraid of competition during their highest-leverage time slots — and no, Bradley Cooper and Sandra Bullock Oscarbating don’t count. With no reason to go to a theater, you sit at … Continue reading
