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‘Molly’s Game’ spectacular
9/10 Aaron Sorkin has been holding out on us. Molly’s Game, the revered writer’s directorial debut, is based on the life of underground poker mistress Molly Bloom (Jessica Chastain, with Samantha Isler and Piper Howell playing her as a teenager … Continue reading
‘Prometheus:’ five years later, still shitty
Prometheus is probably the most famously bad movie in recent memory. Well, no, there are a lot of people who would pretty condescendingly disagree with that. Maybe it’s the most often defended bad movie in recent memory? The worst good movie … Continue reading
Sully kicks Oscarbate season off to awful, tacky start
In January 2009, Chesley Sullenberger successfully ditched a commercial airliner in the Hudson River, averting what would have been a massive plane wreck. Now, Clint Eastwood has made things right by making a biopic about him that is just as big … Continue reading
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Tagged #9/11, #aaron eckhart, #biopic, #MiracleontheHudson, #steve jobs, #tom hanks, 2008 economic recession, 9/11 jokes, Artistic liscense, Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a date, Chesley Sullenberger, Clint Eastwood, housing market, Hudson River, I Instagram every meal I've had, Miracle on the Hudson, Never let you forget some favor I did for you, nice lies, Sully, Tacky
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The Innocents is a reminder that movies are, first and foremost, art
Steven James @StevenLeeJames I almost didn’t watch The Innocents. That would have been very stupid of me. In December 1945, French Red Cross doctor Mathilde Beaulieu (Lou de Laâge) is taking care of Polish concentration camp survivors while she and … Continue reading
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Tagged #pure flix, #sicario, #spotlight, #steve jobs, #the witch, C-section, Concentration Camp, Go watch The Innocents, literally the only thing I could imagine worse than a concentration camp, Raping nuns, Really? You had to rape the nuns?, Red Cross, Screwing your boss, Still photography in moviemaking, syphilis, The Innocents, The Innocents is beautifully shot, The Innocents is perfectly paced, World War II
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If Oscar nominated films were presidential candidates
Ex Machina — The Ted Cruz campaign IMDB * Rotten Tomatoes * our review Nominated for Best Original Screenplay (Alex Garland) and Best Visual Effects Were not made in America. Aren’t entirely sure women aren’t sadistic, artificially intelligent sex toys waiting … Continue reading
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Tagged #ben carson, #bernie sanders, #bobby jindal, #bridge of spies, #brooklyn, #carly fiorina, #carol, #chris christie, #donald trump, #ex machina, #feel the bern, #fury road, #hillary clinton, #house of cards, #inside out, #jeb!, #joe biden, #john kasich, #mad max, #make america great again, #marco rubio, #martin omalley, #rand paul, #rick santorum, #ron paul, #room, #sicario, #spotlight, #star wars, #steve jobs, #ted cruz, #the big short, #the danish girl, #the force awakens, #the hateful eight, #the martian, #the revenant
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