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‘Dark Phoenix’ has its merits, but falls apart as you’re watching it

Posted on June 13, 2019 by reelentropy

3/10 X-Men: The Last Stand was a doomed production. Franchise director Bryan Singer and two of X2’s writers had jumped ship to make Superman Returns, which had its own problems, and 20th Century Fox producers set a May 26, 2006 release date and refused to move … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged #james mcavoy, #jennifer lawrence, #jessica chastain, #michael fassbender, #X-Men, Bad touch, Bryan Singer, Captain Marvel, Dark Phoenix, Simon Kinberg, sophie turner, there are some truly irredeemable turds in the x-men punchbowl, X-Men: The Last Stand | 2 Comments

Director, studio knew ‘The Snowman’ was shockingly bad, released it anyway

Posted on October 20, 2017 by reelentropy

3/10 The tagline for The Snowman reads, “I gave you all the clues,” which is ironic, since director/executive producer Tomas Alfredson couldn’t give us all of the scenes. In Oslo, Norway, detective Harry Hole (Michael Fassbender) — hahahaha, his name … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged #michael fassbender, #rebecca ferguson, #universal pictures, JK Simmons, The Snowman, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, Tomas Alfredson | 2 Comments

‘Alien: Covenant’ is everything wrong with filmmaking in 2017

Posted on May 19, 2017 by reelentropy

5/10 Watching Alien: Covenant, it’s hard not to think about the death of cinema, as director/producer Ridley Scott recently described with a remarkable lack of self-awareness. Like the edema, back pain and noxious bad breath of advanced renal failure, the … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged #alien, #michael fassbender, #prometheus, #ridley scott, 2017, Alien: Covenant, franchise potential, inglorious basterds, Just make a movie, No Country for Old Men, the Coen brothers | 2 Comments

‘Prometheus:’ five years later, still shitty

Posted on May 18, 2017 by reelentropy

Prometheus is probably the most famously bad movie in recent memory. Well, no, there are a lot of people who would pretty condescendingly disagree with that. Maybe it’s the most often defended bad movie in recent memory? The worst good movie … Continue reading →

Posted in White Noise | Tagged #alien, #michael fassbender, #prometheus, #ridley scott, #steve jobs, Alien: Covenant, Ancient astronauts, Chariots of the Gods, deleted scenes, Guy Pearce, Leviticus, Max von Sydow, shitty, Space Jesus | 1 Comment

‘Assassin’s Creed’ doesn’t make sense

Posted on December 23, 2016 by reelentropy

Steven James @StevenLeeJames Assassin’s Creed, based on the Ubisoft video game series, is a chaotic movie. Murderer Callum Lynch (Michael Fassbender, who also produces) is kidnapped by the modern day Knights Templar to locate the Apple of Eden, an artifact … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged #brendan gleeson, #macbeth, #marion cotillard, #michael fassbender, Assassin's Creed, Jeremy Irons, Justin Kurzel, Michael K Williams, Ubisoft, Video Game movies | 2 Comments