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The strange, inconclusive summer of 2017
Yeah, I know Labor Day was two weeks ago, fuck off It’s been a summer of transition at the movies. Transition to what? Who knows. There are several narratives to spin based on the number of movies that were released … Continue reading
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Tagged #pirates of the caribbean, #wonder woman, 2017, Annabelle: Creation, Atomic Blonde, Baby Driver, Baywatch, Captain Underpants, Cars 3, Dead Men Tell No Tales, Despicable Me 3, Dunkirk, fuck off, Girls Trip, It Comes at Night, Labor Day, Leap!, Logan Lucky, Rough Night, Spider-Man, The Dark Tower, The Emoji Movie, The Hitman's Bodyguard, The House, The Mummy, The Nut Job 2, Transformers 5, Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, War for the Planet of the Apes
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‘Wellness’ a valiant attempt at a better movie
5/10 Between Pirates of the Caribbean, The Ring and Rango, Gore Verbinski’s consistently popular movies have grossed $3.72 billion worldwide, making him the 10th-highest grossing director in the world. With a projected opening of $6-8 million, A Cure for Wellness … Continue reading
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Tagged #pirates of the caribbean, #sec, A Cure for Wellness, a valiant attempt at making a better movie than it is, close-ups, creepy, Dane DeHaan, eels teeth and toilet levers, Gore Verbinski, phobia-obsessed, Rango, Still photography in moviemaking, The Ring, unlikeable lead character, Verbinski directs his binski off
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The Möbius strip: TMNT carries weak weekend, Rogue One reshoots steal headlines
As expected, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows carried the week with a limp $35 million. X-Men: Apocalypse came in second, while Me Before You more than doubled its expected opening- Box Office Mojo With Ninja Turtles disappointing, just like Apocalypse a week before, Variety asks whether or … Continue reading
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Tagged #batman v superman, #daniel craig, #Dawn of Justice, #dory, #findingdory, #johnny depp, #keira knightly, #mebeforeyou, #pirates of the caribbean, #roman polanski, #star wars, #teenagemutantninjaturtles, #tmntmovie, #x-men: apocalypse, amber heard, American Sniper, blair witch project, Captain America, chris kyle, depp heard divorce, emilia clarke, finding dory, gareth edwards, hail hydra, jane bond, me before you, nicolas winding refn, out of the shadows, reshoots, rogue one, sickhouse, Teenage mutant ninja turtles, the lobster, the neon demon, the world's end, TMNT
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The most important movies of 2015
Annual top 10 lists are stupid, lame and wrong. They’re easy to write, boring to read and represent everything wrong with modern film criticism. At this site, we aspire to track the progress of movies over time, so instead of … Continue reading
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Tagged #50 shades of grey, #A24 films, #Age of Ultron, #Alicia Vikander, #avatar, #beasts of no nation, #china all the time, #chris pratt, #dakota johnson, #DC comics, #Disney, #domhnall gleeson, #el james, #ex machina, #Fantastic Four, #furious 7, #fury road, #glorious 70 mm, #green lantern, #i love china, #inside out, #it follows, #jamie dorman, #josh trank, #judgment day, #jurassic world, #lionsgate, #mad max, #marvel comics, #marvel studios, #metropolis, #michael b jordan, #minions, #mission: impossible, #mockingjay, #Netflix, #Oscar Isaac, #parks and recreation, #pirates of the caribbean, #pixar, #prattprattpratt, #quentin tarantino, #sam taylor-johnson, #spectre, #star wars, #straight outta compton, #terminator 2, #the force awakens, #the hateful eight, #the hobbit, #the hunger games, #the martian, #the matrix, #the visit, #universal pictures, #venice film festival, #war room, #warner bros., Guardians of the Galaxy, Marvel, The Avengers, Transformers
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