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‘Orient Express’ is awf- no, it’s not awful, I just didn’t enjoy it

Posted on November 15, 2017 by reelentropy

minus infinity/10 Murder on the Orient Express is a boring, dull, awful movie and I hated every minute of it. That’s not fair. Let’s start over- 4/10 Murder on the Orient Express is a decent but forgettable movie with a … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged #daisy ridley, #johnny depp, #josh gad, #spoilers, 83 year old story, Dunkirk, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Judi Dench, Kenneth Branagh, Leslie Odom Jr, Murder on the Orient Express, Willem Dafoe | Leave a comment

Come see our new ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ movie!

Posted on May 26, 2017 by reelentropy

Anonymous Disney executive @M.EdgarMaus 13/10 Avast, scallywags of all ages! It’s me, your favorite corporate mascot, Mickey Mouse! And I want to extend to you a personal invitation to come see our all-new, all-different Pirates of the Caribbean movie, Dead … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged #brenton thwaites, #Disney, #geoffrey rush, #johnny depp, #pirates of the caribbean, #pixar, #star wars, amber heard, Anthony De La Torre, blood diamonds, Captain Jack Sparrow, Cars 3, Dead Men Tell No Tales, I have seen your heart and it is mine, Javier Bardem, Kaya Scodelario, Marvel, You Love Captain Jack Sparrow, You think God is in control here? | Leave a comment

The Möbius Strip: Still hooked on a feeling

Posted on May 17, 2017 by reelentropy

As expected, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 continued its reign over Mother’s Day weekend with $65.2 million. It will be interesting to see how it fares against Alien: Covenant this weekend- Box Office Mojo The MCU’s first offering, Iron Man, was humor-heavy, but it was Guardians … Continue reading →

Posted in The Möbius strip | Tagged #donald trump, #dredd, #guy ritchie, #iron man, #johnny depp, #mcu, #Netflix, #ridley scott, #robert de niro, #suicide squad, #wonder woman, Alien: Covenant, Beauty and the Beast, Blade Runner, Cannes, DCEU, Dogtooth, finding dory, Frozen, Generational Sins, Guardians of the Galaxy, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, Kevin Feige, King Arthur, Korean New Wave, Marvel, Mary Tsoni, Moon Jae-in, Nine Lives, Okja, Snatched, The Meyerowitz Stories | Leave a comment

The Möbius strip: ‘Hidden Figures’ repeats easily as a whole batch of new releases flops

Posted on January 17, 2017 by reelentropy

Hidden Figures reigned again over Martin Luther King Day weekend, with Golden Globe champion and Oscar favorite La La Land storming up the charts behind it. Of the new releases, it was cheap-looking STX horror flick The Bye Bye Man that performed way over industry … Continue reading →

Posted in The Möbius strip | Tagged #batman returns, #Ben Affleck, #china, #china all the time, #deadpool, #donald trump, #i love china, #johnny depp, #lucasfilm, #m. night shyamalan, #mark hamill, #martin scorsese, #michael keaton, #return of the jedi, #star wars, #superman, Arianna Grande, Beauty and the Beast, Carrie Fisher, China hates Star Wars, Christopher Reeve, EuropaCorp, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Fifty Shades Darker, For your consideration Deadpool, Hidden Figures, Jackie, John Legend, La La Land, Lion, Live by Night, Luc Besson, Martin Luther King Day, Monster Trucks, Neruda, No Country for Old Men, Pablo Larrain, passengers, Patriot's Day, rogue one, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, Silence, Sing, Sleepless, The Bye Bye Man, Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets | 1 Comment

The most important films of 2016

Posted on January 2, 2017 by reelentropy

Annual top 10 lists are boring and dumb and arbitrary and full of movies nobody’s ever heard of. A big goal of this site is to try and extrapolate the future of movies, so, instead of talking about the year’s … Continue reading →

Posted in White Noise | Tagged #10 cloverfield lane, #batman v superman, #DC, #deadpool, #Disney, #ghostbusters, #hail caesar, #jared leto, #johnny depp, #jungle book, #margot robbie, #mcu, #pixar, #rotten tomatoes, #ryan reynolds, #sony, #star wars, #suicide squad, #the force awakens, #the witch, #warcraft, #warner bros., #zootopia, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Captain America, captain america: civil war, Chinese New Year, comic con 2015, Darth Vader made a pun, DCEU, Disney made $7 billion this year, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, finding dory, Fox, gareth edwards, his name rhymes with Pullverine, Hunger Marketing, Lights Out, Logan, Marvel, now you see me 2, rogue one, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, Ryan Reynolds crossed with a Shar Pei, Scientist Man, Secret Life of Pets, Shut down Rotten Tomatoes, Sing Girls, Steven Chow, The Ghostbusters cinematic universe, The Mermaid, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Zach Snyder | 1 Comment

Tag Archives: #johnny depp

‘Orient Express’ is awf- no, it’s not awful, I just didn’t enjoy it

Come see our new ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ movie!

The Möbius Strip: Still hooked on a feeling

The Möbius strip: ‘Hidden Figures’ repeats easily as a whole batch of new releases flops

The most important films of 2016

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