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The strange, inconclusive summer of 2017

Posted on September 20, 2017 by reelentropy

Yeah, I know Labor Day was two weeks ago, fuck off It’s been a summer of transition at the movies. Transition to what? Who knows. There are several narratives to spin based on the number of movies that were released … Continue reading →

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Come see our new ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ movie!

Posted on May 26, 2017 by reelentropy

Anonymous Disney executive @M.EdgarMaus 13/10 Avast, scallywags of all ages! It’s me, your favorite corporate mascot, Mickey Mouse! And I want to extend to you a personal invitation to come see our all-new, all-different Pirates of the Caribbean movie, Dead … Continue reading →

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