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Putting ‘Aquaman’s’ success into context with the DCEU
Two weeks ago, Aquaman became the first DCEU movie to make $1 billion. In an era of film history that is completely dominated by comic book movies, the franchise so incompetent it couldn’t make financial hay even by putting Batman … Continue reading
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Tagged #ant-man, #Avengers, #batman v superman, #black panther, #Dawn of Justice, #entourage, #jurassic world, #justice league, #man of steel, #mcu, #suicide squad, #the force awakens, #warner bros., #wonder woman, aquaman, Avengers: Age of Ultron, Avengers: Endgame, Avengers: Infinity War, captain america: civil war, Glass, Iron Man 3, Mission: Impossible -- Fallout, Venom, Will Aquaman save the DCEU?
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‘Fallen Kingdom’ falls hilariously on its face
2/10 The unabashed joy of watching Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is like watching a bitter rival trip over his own shoelaces. You’re laughing at the movie, not with it, but you’re laughing hard, and isn’t that the point? Several years … Continue reading
‘Power Rangers’ doesn’t cut it, go see it anyway
4/10 Calling it “Saban’s Power Rangers” doesn’t really do this film justice. For everything wrong with it, the title is what’s going to prevent most people from taking it seriously. It’s so overambitious and dramatic, I really think they should … Continue reading
Posted in Entropy
Tagged #batman begins, #bryan cranston, #elizabeth banks, #Fantastic Four, #godzilla, #jurassic world, #power rangers, #warcraft, Autism, Go Go, Goldar, Guardians of the Galaxy, inclusiveness, OMFG POWER RANGERS, POW right in the childhood, Rita Repulsa, Zordon, Zords
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Secret Life of Pets is… you know
I mean… you know… The Secret Life of Pets follows Max (Louis C.K.), a Jack Russell Terrier who is way too in love with his owner, Katie (Ellie Kemper). This becomes a huge problem when she brings home another rescue dog, … Continue reading
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Tagged #albert brooks, #despicable me, #disney pixar, #fight club, #illuminati, #illuminati confirmed, #illumination entertainment, #inside out, #jurassic world, #kevin hart, #minions, Central Intelligence, Dallas Shooting, finding dory, I want you to hit me as hard as you can, Independence Day, Louis C.K., low-quality animation, low-quality movie, low-quality story, open your eyes, Secret Life of Pets, Tyler Durden
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