Tag Archives: Pirates of the Caribbean

‘Shut your brain down’ and still fail to enjoy ‘Uncharted’

1/10 Wow, they really miss Pirates of the Caribbean, huh? In Uncharted, Nate Drake (Tom Holland) tentatively teams up with Victor “Sully” Sullivan (Mark Wahlberg) to seek the lost treasure of the Magellan Expedition – apparently, there’s a legend that … Continue reading

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‘Jungle Cruise’ is a boring, homosexist dumpster fire

1/10 Jungle Cruise is a limp imitation of past Disney success that nobody seemed to know what to do with. 1917, as diseases that were responsible for a third of all military casualties in the Great War ravage the trenches- … Continue reading

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