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How come I don’t get to see any of those 3D Na’vi titties?
That’s a wrap on 2022 cinema. Oscar nominations are out, and the associated limited releases have mostly wound their way through theaters. I’m still months behind schedule, but who cares. This year’s Christmas smash hit, Avatar: The Way of Water, … Continue reading
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Tagged 3D Na'vi titties, 3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy, A special effect without a story is a very boring thing, Alicia Vikander, Avatar, Avatar: The Way of Water, Business in the front, butthole worms, CGI porn, Ex Machina, How come I don't get to see any of those 3D Na'vi titties, How come Jim, I did a bunch of acid and the tree and I are friends now, I suppose I could have just watched Ex Machina again instead of writing all this, I'm all out of salami and Gatorade over here, James Cameron, Keira Knightley, party in the back, Pirates of the Caribbean, Roe v Wade, T2: Judgment Day, Titanic
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‘Way of Water’ imperfect, enormous step up
7/10 If you liked Avatar, you’ll love Avatar: The Way of Water, and if you didn’t like Avatar, The Way of Water puts what the original movie is missing onscreen. More than a decade after the first film, the sky … Continue reading
Posted in Entropy
Tagged 192 minutes, 3D, Avatar, Avatar: The Way of Water, Disney, James Cameron, Moby Dick, The Northman, The Way of Water, Titanic
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A less chaotic state: 1959’s Ben-Hur
Ben-Hur holds a unique place in cinematic history for a wide variety of reasons. It’s a movie you’ve definitely heard of, but it’s only on the fringe of what I’d call an enduring classic. It’s highly emblematic of the time it was … Continue reading
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Tagged #fury road, #lord of the rings, #mad max, #star wars, #the force awakens, #the revenant, 70mm, Ben-Hur, Charlton Heston, Fury Road was the best thing ever, the Ben-Hur remake is going to be a disaster, the chariot race, Titanic, ye uninitiated heathens
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