Tag Archives: Disney

Failing to make sense of the photorealistic ‘Little Mermaid’ adaptation

Posted on June 23, 2023 by reelentropy

The Sea of Siciliy- Ariel (Halle Bailey) is a teenage trans mermaid who needs bottom surgery so she can go to the surface and catch some dick. Her father, King Triton (Javier Bardem), could transform her into a human at … Continue reading →

Posted in White Noise | Tagged Alice in Wonderland, Avatar: The Way of Water, Disney, Disney Renaissance, Halle Bailey, History of racism in media, Melissa McCarthy, The Little Mermaid, The Republican Party wants to kill queer people, The Republican Party wants to kill women | Leave a comment

‘Quantumania:’ or, ‘imagine if Rick and Morty sucked’

Posted on April 25, 2023 by reelentropy

3/10 Oh, Ant-Man. What did you do to deserve getting stepped on like this? In that iconic moment in an iconic movie when the Avengers assembled onscreen for the first time, Ant-Man was already the butt of the joke. He … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged Ant-Man, Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, Avengers: Endgame, Avengers: Infinity War, Bill Murray, Community, Disney, Evangaline Lilly, Jeff Loveness, Jonathan Majors, Michael Douglas, Michelle Pfeiffer, Peyton Reed, Rick and Morty, Star Wars, The medium is the message, try not to think about it, What if "Rick and Morty" sucked? | 1 Comment

‘Strange World’ is the runoff of the bratty, baiting sludge of modern Disney

Posted on February 27, 2023 by reelentropy

2/10 From Walt Disney Animation Studios, the classic original Disney studio that’s brought you such recent titles as Frozen and Zootopia, comes a brand new adventure, Strange World! Strange World is set in a strange world, where strange things happen. … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged Dennis Quaid, Disney, First queer character, It's just called Strange World!, Jake Gyllenhaal, Star Wars, Strange World | Leave a comment

Murder on ‘The Menu’ in celebrity chef tantrum movie

Posted on January 13, 2023 by reelentropy

2/10 The Menu is a terrible, boring film that exists only to clamber up its own ass and turn left. It’s about a crazy chef who murders everybody, and the mystery is his insane and torturously metaphorical reasons for murdering … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged Anya Taylor-Joy, Disney, Nicholas Hoult, Ralph Fiennes, The Menu | Leave a comment

‘Way of Water’ imperfect, enormous step up

Posted on December 18, 2022 by reelentropy

7/10 If you liked Avatar, you’ll love Avatar: The Way of Water, and if you didn’t like Avatar, The Way of Water puts what the original movie is missing onscreen. More than a decade after the first film, the sky … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged 192 minutes, 3D, Avatar, Avatar: The Way of Water, Disney, James Cameron, Moby Dick, The Northman, The Way of Water, Titanic | 2 Comments