Tag Archives: Melissa McCarthy

‘Kitchen’ not worth watching, and no one did

3/10 The Kitchen is a story about women who stage a hostile takeover of a traditional men’s space. It’s a pun! Get it? Because it’s, when that happens, the traditional response is to tell the woman to “get back in … Continue reading

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‘Happytime Murders’ less Muppets, more McCarthy

2/10 I was optimistic for The Happytime Murders. Director/producer Brian Henson, Jim Henson’s son, is obviously more a Muppet guy than a Melissa McCarthy guy, and I was hoping this would be more of a Muppet movie than a Melissa … Continue reading

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Melissa McCarthy is quickly becoming the next Adam Sandler

Find a religious text, put your hand on it and read this out loud: “Melissa McCarthy isn’t funny. She never was funny. Unless her films undergo dramatic changes, she never will be funny. “I will never pay money to see … Continue reading

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Jurassic World rampages through flop-filled summer

  We’ve written before about how much better Jurassic World did than anything else, and as the summer went on that article became more and more accurate. As of this writing, only two movies — Inside Out with $348.2 million and Minions with $328.6 million … Continue reading

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