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Failing to make sense of the photorealistic ‘Little Mermaid’ adaptation

Posted on June 23, 2023 by reelentropy

The Sea of Siciliy- Ariel (Halle Bailey) is a teenage trans mermaid who needs bottom surgery so she can go to the surface and catch some dick. Her father, King Triton (Javier Bardem), could transform her into a human at … Continue reading →

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