Tag Archives: Harry Potter

Tim, what are you doing?

Posted on October 6, 2016 by reelentropy

The buzz about Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children is that it falls apart in the second half, and that’s absolutely not true. It falls apart well before then. Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children is about Jake Portman (Asa Butterfield), a muggle … Continue reading →

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Entropy on Labor Day — Davids rule the summer, Goliaths crash and burn

Posted on September 7, 2016 by reelentropy

Labor Day weekend 2016 was bad. If you discount last summer’s holiday weekend that saw War Room take the weekend crown, you have to go all the way back to 2005 to find a Labor Day weekend that did worse than this … Continue reading →

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INDEPENDENCE DAY EXTRAVAGANZA: Everything you need to know about the movies that couldn’t beat a three-week old cartoon about a talking fish

Posted on July 4, 2016 by reelentropy

It’s actually nowhere near as bad as we first thought. 2016 has been bad enough to finally cause Hollywood to re-examine the sequel-based business model, but this is the single weekend everyone will be pointing to. The biggest weekend … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged #christoph waltz, #frank grillo, #mark rylance, #samuel l jackson, #steven spielberg, Alexander Skarsgard, Anarchy, CGI sucks, David Yates, Doom, Election Year, finding dory, green screen sucks, Harry Potter, Hollywood sequelitis, It's not that bad, July 4 weekend, kidnapping, Legend of Tarzan surprisingly successful, Motion-capture sucks, Roald Dahl, Tarzan continuity errors, Tarzan's action doesn't work, the BFG, The BFG is an example of Stockholm Syndrome, the big fucking gun, The Legend of Tarzan, The Purge, Warner Bros can't buy a win | Leave a comment

Now You See how insipid these movies are

Posted on June 14, 2016 by reelentropy

Now You See Me 2 isn’t necessarily a bad movie, it’s just a significant landmark on the road to the end of Western Civilization. The movie picks up one year after its predecessor. The ridiculously named Four Horsemen, Danny Atlas (Jesse … Continue reading →

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Kevin Smith, Weasley twins highlight Dallas fan expo

Posted on June 7, 2016 by reelentropy

Alex Kelly @Alexfkelly Over a three day event at the Kay Bailey Hutchinson Convention Center in Downtown Dallas, the Dallas Fan Expo granted attendees and exhibitors the rare chance to interact with one another and some of the biggest names … Continue reading →

Posted in The Möbius strip | Tagged #daredevil, dallas fan expo, elden henson, Harry Potter, jon bernthal, kevin smith, phelps twins, stan lee, weasley twins | Leave a comment