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Tim Burton’s ‘Dumbo’ nobody’s baby
3/10 When a movie is advertised as “from the imagination of Tim Burton,” you tend to go into it expecting a real blue-blooded Tim Burton passion project, one that he really took ownership of and fought hard to get the … Continue reading
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Tagged #alice in wonderland, #Disney, #michael keaton, #the lion king, #tim burton, Aladdin, bad, charlie and the chocolate factory, Collin Farrell, Danny DeVito, Derek Frey, Dumbo, Ehren Kruger, Eva Green, it's a goddamn goldmine, Maleficent: Mistress of Evil, Nico Parker, over-produced, The Ring, Transformers, ugly, under-directed
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Tim, what are you doing?
The buzz about Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children is that it falls apart in the second half, and that’s absolutely not true. It falls apart well before then. Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children is about Jake Portman (Asa Butterfield), a muggle … Continue reading
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Tagged #alice in wonderland, #edward scissorhands, #nazis, #samuel l jackson, #tim burton, Asa Butterfield, Eva Green, Frankenstein, Harry Potter, Harry Potter knockoff, he finally looks like a bitch, Jane Goldman, Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children, Skip it, Slenderman, Terrence Stamp, Tim, Tim Burton is racist now apparently, what are you doing
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