The Möbius strip: TMNT carries weak weekend, Rogue One reshoots steal headlines

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As expected, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows carried the week with a limp $35 million. X-Men: Apocalypse came in second, while Me Before You more than doubled its expected opening- Box Office Mojo

With Ninja Turtles disappointing, just like Apocalypse a week before, Variety asks whether or not Hollywood’s sequel-fueled rampage is running out of steam- Variety

Despite what executives seem to think, underperforming sequels is hardly a new problem- The Playlist

Me Before You should have been the story of the weekend, pulling $18.7 million when it was only expected to draw $7.7 million, but nobody seems to be talking about it. When they do talk about it, it’s about controversy — with a paraplegic main character who’s lost his lease on life, the disabilities community is up in arms over the message the film presents- Washington Post

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Out of the Shadows could have been good, isn’t

For as long as CG has been in movies, no one right method for putting real elements and fake elements in the same shot has ever coalesced. A lot of the better movies from the past 25 years are the ones that get it right — Jurassic Park springs to mind. Out of the Shadows gets it very, very wrong. Photos courtesy Paramount Pictures.

At the end of the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, after saving New York once again, the turtles are honored by the NYPD for their outstanding valor and uncompromising cooperation.

Their uncompromising cooperation.

Uncompromising

Cooperation

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Through the Looking Glass a dull artistic effort but an appalling commercial one

As they did in Alice in Wonderland, Carter’s head is digitally adjusted to be three times its size in Through the Looking Glass. However, they didn’t adjust the shots for it during production, meaning her head takes up about two thirds of the frame. It gets pretty rude in shot-reverse shot sequences where the movie flips rapidly from another character, framed at a comfortable distance, to the red queen all up in the camera’s business. Photos courtesy Walt Disney Motion Picture Studios.

Six years ago, Alice in Wonderland unexpectedly took the global box office by storm. Now, we have Alice Through the Looking Glass, which is the exact same movie.

After a bunch of boring stuff happens in the real world, Alice Kingsleigh (Mia Wasikowska) returns to Wonderland after being guided to a magical mirror by Absolem (Alan Rickman), who was mysteriously absent from that point on for some unknown reason. Kingsleigh reunites with all the good guys from the first movie who tell her the very best one, the mad hatter Tarrant Hightopp (Johnny Depp, Louis Ashbourne Serkis as a child) has become very depressed. Hightopp is certain that his family, which was killed by the Red Queen Icerabeth’s (Helena Bonham Carter, Lellah de Meza as a child) Jabberwocky several years ago, is alive, and no one will believe him. After some cajoling, Kingsleigh is sent to take the chronosphere from the personification of Time (Sasha Baron Cohen doing a hackney Arnold Schwarzenegger impression), who moonlights as the Grim Reaper, and use it to go back in time and retrieve the Hightopp family so her imaginary friend won’t die of depression.

Sequels are always tricky and strange, and there are a lot of shortcuts studios take to try and make them successful. This one took the shortcut of being exactly the same as the first movie in every way it could. Same too-perfect makeup. Same vague, half-hearted stab at feminist themes. Same awkward overimportance placed on the hatter because they convinced Depp to play him.

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X-Men: Apocalypse a substandard addition to an otherwise improving franchise

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Steven James
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X-Men: Apocalypse isn’t a terrible film, but I wish it did not exist. 

En Sabah Nur (Oscar Isaac), the world’s first mutant, was born in Egypt and worked his way to the status of living god. The movie starts in 3600 B.C.E. with his body decaying and him transferring his consciousness and powers to the body of another mutant so he can continue his reign over humanity, but he is betrayed and entombed by his followers. In 1983, reawakened by fanatics, En Sabah Nur looks for other mutants to make into four new horsemen whose power he can use to destroy a world that has become overrun by the weak in his absence. He gathers together Erik Lehnsherr as War (Michael Fassbender), Ororo Munroe as Famine (Alexandra Shipp), Warren Worthington III as Death (Ben Hardy) and Elizabeth Braddock’s absurd outfit as Pestilence (Olivia Munn). En Sabah Nur, who has carried various names throughout his life, gets the name Apocalypse after CIA agent Moira MacTaggert (Rose Byrne) informs Charles Xavier (James McAvoy) and Alex Summers (Lucas Till) of his resurrection and relating his main servants to the Four Horsemen story.

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Neighbors 2 full of the F word — no, the other F word

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Christina Ulsh
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Another Point Grey Pictures flick, another surfeit of toilet humor, slapstick comedy and … what’s this? An undertaking in gender equality?

Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising follows Shelby (Chloë Grace Moretz), who starts Kappa Nu when she learns sororities cannot throw parties and fraternities use their parties to prey on women. Kappa Nu settles in a house left on the market by an old fraternity — a house next door to Mac and Kelly Radner (Seth Rogen, who also writes and produces, and Rose Byrne). Having recently sold their home, the two find themselves scrambling to shut down the rowdy sorority next door when they realize the property is in escrow for 30 days, meaning the buyers can pull out for any reason. The ladies of Kappa Nu recruit Teddy Sanders (Zac Efron) as a Greek-life mentor, but eventually dump him when he offers sound advice. Sanders, vulnerable after his newly engaged roommate asked him to move out, seeks solidarity and friendship, leading him to team up with the Radners to dismantle Kappa Nu.

Neighbors 2 manages to get the crowd laughing and poke fun at the patriarchy. It has noble intentions, yet the flick merely amounts to a series of gross-out gags and physical humor that fails to develop its story, characters or feminist themes.

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