Category Archives: Entropy

The Gallows generic, visually dynamic

Posted on July 13, 2015 by reelentropy

The Gallows is generic found-footage horror, but in the end it’s quite a likable addition to the endlessly self-replicating subgenre. The film opens with the original 1993 Beatrice High School production of “The Gallows,” which ends tragically when Charlie Grimille (Jesse Cross), … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged #blumhouse, #don't say his name, #found footage, #macbeth, #the gallows, Paranormal activity | Leave a comment

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Posted on July 13, 2015 by reelentropy

There’s been a lot of noise about the McDonald’s Happy Meal toys cursing, exposing children to language that their virgin ears just shouldn’t hear. What they’re really saying is far more sinister. The toys in question are tied in to the … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged #9/11, #9/11 was an inside job, #despicable me, #grassy knoll, #illuminati, #illuminati confirmed, #illumination entertainment, #minions, #second shooter, #steel beams | 1 Comment

New stripping movie all talk, no strip

Posted on July 4, 2015 by reelentropy

In the title Magic Mike XXL, the XXL is supposed to mean extra extra large, implicitly referring to the lead character’s penis. However, at an astounding 130 minutes, about 10 of which is stripping and about a million of which is lame, stiff … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged #channing tatum, #donald glover, #elizabeth banks, #Magic Mike, #Magic Mike XXL, #sequilitis, #steven soderbergh | Leave a comment

Terminator series no longer trying at this point

Posted on July 4, 2015 by reelentropy

After fans refused to take to Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines in 2003, the series was to be rebooted into a new trilogy for a new generation with 2009’s Terminator Salvation. When fans didn’t take to that either, it was rebooted again into Terminator … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged #arnold schwarzenegger, #nonsense, #spoilers, #Terminator, #terminator genisys, #time travel | Leave a comment

Ted 2 isn’t funny

Posted on June 29, 2015 by reelentropy

The day the Supreme Court decides on marriage equality out of seemingly nowhere, Universal releases a movie about a teddy bear suing for personhood. Coincidence? Ted 2 sees writer/director/producer/star Seth MacFarlane finally deliver the dud everyone expected of him when he … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged #family guy, #liam neeson, #samuel l jackson, #seth macfarlane, #ted, #Ted 2 | Leave a comment