Author Archives: reelentropy

‘Mummy’ is messy

Posted on June 9, 2017 by reelentropy

3/10 The Mummy is the first entry in a series that had exciting potential, but instead turned into a pandering cluster that proves quality filmmaking isn’t a priority here. While looting in Iraq, reconnaissance officers Nick Morton (Tom Cruise) and … Continue reading →

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The Open Bar Review – Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Posted on June 9, 2017 by reelentropy

In which Paul and I graduate.

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The Open Bar Review – Tombstone

Posted on June 5, 2017 by reelentropy

In which I desperately grasp for deeper meaning in 1993’s Tombstone, and Paul does not.

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‘Wonder Woman:’ the Good, the Bad and the Contextual

Posted on June 2, 2017 by reelentropy

7/10 Wonder Woman is an uneven experience. At its worst, it’s frustrating and cliched and laugh-out-loud ridiculous, but at its best it’s majestic. In ancient times, after Ares awakened mankind’s warlike tendencies, Zeus created the amazons to appease them. The … Continue reading →

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Come see our new ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ movie!

Posted on May 26, 2017 by reelentropy

Anonymous Disney executive @M.EdgarMaus 13/10 Avast, scallywags of all ages! It’s me, your favorite corporate mascot, Mickey Mouse! And I want to extend to you a personal invitation to come see our all-new, all-different Pirates of the Caribbean movie, Dead … Continue reading →

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