The second time is never quite the same

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The year was 1995. Pulp Fiction was sulking angrily in the corner of a seedy Los Angeles bar, glowering into a bourbon-filled milkshake. The film had gone home almost empty-handed. Sure, it had won best original screenplay. But best actor? Best picture? Best director? The Academy had thrown them all at some chocolate-obsessed retard called Forrest. That film had even won best adapted screenplay, and voters made sure Pulp Fiction overheard that Gump would have stolen another of his awards had the screenplay categories been merged.

It was almost last call when the haze finally lifted from the film’s eyes. Another movie had walked in, sauntered over to the bar and leaned against it, back to the publican, and fixed her gaze on him. This was Casablanca, a film 50 years the pulpy crime saga’s senior.

He made a relatively straight line for her, and thought fast, gently purring to her, “M’am, I don’t mean to bother you, but do you have a moment to talk about the Book of Ezekiel?”

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Lauren Bacall dies

“The look”

Golden age actress Lauren Bacall had a massive stroke today and died in her home. She was 89.

Bacall was a star in several film noir pictures and comedies during the late ’40s and ’50s after her debut in To Have and Have Not. She would later earn critical acclaim on the stage of musicals in the 1970s and her role in 1997’s The Mirror has Two Faces.

Bacall is remembered for her calling card, “the look.” Shooting To Have and Have Not, she was nervous and quivering. To disguise it, she pressed her chin into her chest and angled her eyes upward toward the camera. Her career tailed off after the 1950s, but she is remembered as an icon of the golden age of movies.

Bacall had three children with two husbands between 1949 and 1961.

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Robin Williams dead at 63 after suspected suicide

Beloved funnyman Robin Williams is dead. The actor and comedian was found unconscious in his home at around noon Pacific time and pronounced dead on the scene. The Marin County Coroner’s office suspects this was a suicide, and his publicist has confirmed Williams was battling severe depression, though he wouldn’t say whether or not Williams killed himself. Williams was 63.

Since his first film in 1977, Williams has had a hand in almost 80 productions, all the while having an active stand-up career. He received critical acclaim for many of his pictures, including multiple best actor nominations for his roles in Good Morning, Vietnam; Dead Poets Society; and Good Will Hunting, though he is best known today for his work in vital childhood movies Aladdin and Flubber and iconic LGBT film The Birdcage.

Williams started the Windfall Foundation with his second wife, a grantmaker organization that works to raise money for charities that request it. In 2010, he donated all proceeds of his Christchurch performance to help rebuild the city, which had been struck by an earthquake. Williams has also performed for U.S. troops stationed in Iraq and Afghanistan, and been a public face for St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital for many years.

Williams had three children with his first two wives, the youngest being 22 now. He leaves behind his third wife, Susan Schneider, whom he married in 2011. Schneider said she was “utterly heartbroken” at her husband’s death.

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Turtles satisfy fans, average movie goers, but Guardians is better

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a huge blast and pretty much everyone should make time to go see it.

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Everybody gives Megan Fox a lot of crap for not being very good at this whole acting thing, and she’s not, but this is what she’s acting against. It’s really not as easy a job as everybody says it is.

The movie follows its human lead, mostly — April O’Neal (Megan Fox), a journalist pigeonholed into semi-sexist fluff stories who dreams of getting a big break. Early in the film, she discovers four gigantic, vigilante turtles protecting New York City against the Foot Clan, a bizarre gang of ninjas with no real back story.

The difference between a good CGI action adventure and a bad one is this — the good one focuses on the human lead character. This character is forced to find a way to impact events that are entirely beyond her control. She serves as an entry point for the audience. Most viewers have a lot of trouble getting invested in this sort of movie without some sort of human interest, and this is the character that provides that interest.

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YES

I want one. Like Charlie wants a golden ticket. I want one so bad… Photos courtesy Walt Disney Motion Picture Studios

Some of the initial Twitter reaction to Guardians of the Galaxy compared it to Star Wars, and that’s a pretty accurate comparison. Both movies do exactly the same thing — they take an old-as-dirt story and dress it up in space-opera attire, Star Wars taking directly from Arthurian legend and Guardians of the Galaxy being a much more generic five-man band story. This particular combination of old and new and bold and safe is what makes Star Wars possibly the best movie ever made for a general audience, and Guardians of the Galaxy follows in those footsteps well.

The anchoring protagonist is “Star-Lord” Peter Quill (Chris Pratt), a space cowboy destined for greatness who was taken from his home at a young age because of his mother’s death and his father’s “death.” Over the first hour or so, he rounds up a group to help him recover a mysterious orb he stole during an introductory sequence — Gamora (Zoe Saldana), another hero with evil father issues; Rocket Raccoon (Bradley Cooper), another space cowboy/pirate who’s only out for himself; Groot (Vin Diesel), a significantly more adorable iteration of Chewbacca; and Drax (Dave Bautista), who parallels with… 3PO? I don’t know.

Over the course of a two-hour romp, the quintet takes on Darth Maul (Lee Pace), who wants to destroy all life on heavily-populated Xandar, for some reason. He reports to Thanos (Josh Brolin), who isn’t very important to this film.

So, yeah, the Star Wars parallels run a little deeper than the basic structure.

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