“Asteroid City” fully responds to COVID isolation

Still picture-perfect, as always. Images courtesy Focus Features.

9/10 Wes Anderson’s The French Dispatch was the crown jewel of a late-2021 explosion of pandemic-delayed works from name directors, but now at what appears to be the peak of his career, he didn’t stop working during the COVID-19 crisis, and so we have “Asteroid City,” another pandemic movie from the American auteur, this one made during and directly confronting the pandemic.  

1955- Viewers are treated to a filmed performance of the fictional play “Asteroid City.” In the play, five children and their families descend on Asteroid City, a ghost town near a nuclear testing site in the Mojave Desert known for its meteorite crater, where they are to receive awards from the military for various science projects. The play mostly focuses on war photojournalist Augie Steenbeck [Jones Hall (Jason Schwartzman)], who has not told his children of their mother’s death three weeks prior, who begins a relationship with Hollywood sex symbol Midge Campbell [Mercedes Ford (Scarlett Johansson)]. At the end of Act I, the grand awards ceremony in the crater is crashed by an alien [uncredited (Jeff Goldblum)], who drops in to steal the meteorite and traps everyone there in military quarantine as the U.S. government tries to stop any of this from getting out.

Between acts, a television host (Bryan Cranston) gives us an oral history of the performance and its writer, Conrad Earp (Edward Norton).

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‘Elemental’ catastrophe could mean the end for Pixar

This is all pretty on-the-nose from director and story writer Peter Sohn, who was born to Korean immigrants in The Bronx. Images courtesy Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

8/10 Elemental might just end up being the last Pixar movie. There are two more movies in production now, but looking at these receipts, I can’t see any reasonable option other than to shut the studio doors immediately. At least the movie’s pretty good!

In Element City, a massive immigration port clearly modeled on New York City, inequity reigns. The water elementals, who arrived first, have claimed the best real estate and decided the most about the city’s layout, but the late-arriving fire elementals are mostly crammed into a slum across the river, unable to rise in the world due to both lack of economic opportunity and the physical danger the water-filled rich areas of the city represent.

Born into this environment, second-generation immigrant Ember Lumen (Leah Lewis) stands to inherit the family deli from her father, Bernie Lumen (Ronnie del Carmen), who stoked an abandoned building into a blazing cauldron of the community, but he won’t turn it over until Ember learns to control her temper, and his body is beginning to fail. Investigating a burst pipe in the basement, Ember Lumen meets city inspector Wade Ripple (Mamoudou Athie), a water elemental who threatens to shut the deli down within the week over the problem, and the two fall in love as they investigate where the water, which shouldn’t be in Firetown at all, is coming from.

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‘Flash’ is really bad

Also, his costume looks terrible. Images courtesy Warner Bros. Pictures.

1/10 The Flash is bad. The first action sequence where Flash has to save a neonatal care ward falling from the 43rd floor of a hospital is funny-bad – no matter how much the movie is winking here, I’m still very much laughing at, not with it – but for the most part, it’s just bad.

The Flash is the culmination of a very long history of desperate, idiotic decisions by Warner Bros. about how to make money with its comic book adaptation properties, and that history is written into the film. It’s fascinating for me personally to see all these decisions play out in a movie format, but I can’t recommend the movie for anyone else.

If you want to read about the history, here goes-

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‘Beast Wars’ tear up the screen, Hasbro announces its cinematic universe

Images courtesy Paramount Pictures.

8/10 Transformers: Rise of the Beasts, the seventh Transformers movie since the franchise got underway in 2007 and the second not to be directed by Michael Bay, is a good time if predictable to a fault.

Brooklyn, 1994- it’s revealed that transformers have been on Earth for several centuries, just like in Transformers 2, 3, 4 and 5, but these transformers are Maximals, a distant cousin of the Autobot tribe the series has followed so far, who transform into wild animals instead of cars. I think we can all agree that wild animals are much cooler than cars. The Maximals came to Earth fleeing Unicron (Colman Domingo), an evil planet-eating god who wants their transwarp key so he can teleport to new planets – he’d been walking to planets before, I guess.

The Maximals split the key in two for safety, but archaeologist Elena Wallace (Dominique Fishback) discovers half of it from a find in North Africa, and suddenly every Autobot, Maximal and Terrorcon – Unicron’s team of goons who apparently don’t have the same logistical concerns, they can just show up wherever they want – in the solar system wants a piece of her. After a showdown on Ellis Island, the whole gang races to Peru to find the second half of the key as Unicron starts walking toward Earth, just like he was at the end of Transformers 5 even though that’s set a quarter century later.

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Swinging slowly ‘Across the Spider-Verse’

Images courtesy Sony Pictures Releasing.

7/10 After the breakout success of 2018’s multidimensional animated adventure Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, its sequel was lined up as one of the most hotly anticipated films of 2023, and boy does Sony know it.

New York City- Gwen Stacy (Hailee Steinfeld), tired of secretly fighting her police captain father as Spider-Woman and hearing constant abuse from him within the home, runs off to join a society of multi-dimensional spider-people. For months, she’s told to avoid Miles Morales (Shameik Moore), who is similarly isolated as his school and puberty ramp up, but he remains isolated from Stacy and their spider-friends from the prior adventure. When a dimension-hopper native to Morales’ own universe, a villain calling himself The Spot (Jason Schwartzman), begins moving through other dimensions to consolidate his power source, Morales gets sucked into the spider-society himself, where he’s faced with more experienced spider-people bent on enforcing the tragic spider-narrative.

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