Was that a parody?

Photos courtesy 20th Century Fox.

Dusk is falling on the era of sequels, but even though Hollywood is repeating itself to the point of self-satire, Independence Day: Resurgence is still a great idea. Released almost 20 years to the day after the iconic first movie, Resurgence presented the promise of a throwback to when disaster movies were still done right and when sequels were produced with the same care as the original, not just on a tight studio schedule. It’s only when you get into the theater you realize how distinctly, horribly 2016 the movie is.

Independence Day: Resurgence follows way, way too many characters, and it’s difficult to parse out which ones are actually important — really, none of them are. Nobody does much of anything to drive the plot, but some at least participate in it. There’s main-ish character Jake Morrison (Liam Hemsworth), a U.S. pilot serving on the Lunar base. He’s engaged to Patricia Whitmore (Maika Monroe), a former pilot herself who left the armed services to care for her father, former president Thomas J. Whitmore (Bill Pullman), who, like many who were exposed to the aliens’ telepathy, has been suffering from intense psychic visions for years. As a stress-free day job for when she has time off from taking care of her dementia-ridden, widowed, crippled national hero father, Patricia Whitmore has taken up speech-writing for the current president, Elizabeth Lanford (Sela Ward).

Also, David Levinson (Jeff Goldblum) is back. He’s been the director of incorporating alien technology into the allied global military. He doesn’t do much in the movie. He has a new love interest, though, in Catherine Marceaux (Charlotte Gainsbourg), a psychologist who specializes in residual psychic images such as former president Whitmore’s. Also, super-annoying Area 51 scientist Brakish Okun (Brent Spiner) is back, he’s been in a coma since his encounter in the first movie. Back to Morrison for a second — he’s got beef with air force royalty Dylan Dubrow-Hiller (Jessie Usher), son of war hero Steven Hiller from the first movie, who tragically died in a flight test because Fox didn’t want to pay Will Smith’s acting fee. That’s a conflict-resembling plot device that happens throughout the movie. Also, there are these guys on a boat. And there’s this group of kids in a school bus, they make their way into the final fight sequence, somehow.

Also, aliens are invading!

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The Möbius strip: Finding Dory takes several animated film records, Hollywood mourns Anton Yelchin

Image courtesy Walt Disney Motion Picture Studios.

As expected, Finding Dory took over the record for opening weekend for an animated movie with $135 million. The other newcomer, Central Intelligence, got off to a modest $35.5 million and is looking at a domestic run of more than $100 million. None of the week-old releases managed to break $15 million- Box Office Mojo

Additionally, it took the single-day record for animated movies with $55 million. Both records were taken from 2007’s Shrek the Third- The Wrap

Finding Dory was also tops abroad with $50 million- Variety

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Sights and thoughts of Fan Expo Dallas

Christina Ulsh
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Fan Expo, Dallas’ rendition of Comic Con, had television actors, comic book cosplay and, most relevant to our cause, movie icons. Joan and John Cusack sat in adjacent booths as they signed autographs. Stan Lee had arguably the longest line and the tightest “No photos!” security. Some fans showed their ardor by paying between $35 and $200 to get pictures with their favorite celebrities. Others literally wore their fandom on their sleeve at an onsite tattoo booth. Watch as we talk to fans about movies and go to celebrity panels. Voice of Goofy Bill Farmer offers voice acting tips. The Weasley twins share how their muggle identities were sorted. Boy-king terror Jack Gleeson tells us who he’d rather be trapped in a room with. Marc Okrand offers insight into his creation of Klingon. Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes wrap up the convention with their show, Jay and Silent Bob Get Old.

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It’s The Rock’s world, you just live in it

Do you smell it? Photos courtesy Warner Bros. Pictures.

How can a 6’5, 262 behemoth be this adorable?

Already universally beloved, it seems Dwayne Johnson somehow gets more and more popular with every movie he makes. Though releasing to a modest $34.5 million against smash hit Finding Dory, Johnson’s and Kevin Hart’s mammoth built-in audiences will be making their ways to Central Intelligence this week and over the weekend, and they’re going to like what they see.

The movie centers on Calvin Joyner (Hart), class president/prom king/starting quarterback/ruler of the high school universe, who is being presented with yet another award at the film’s start. Robbie Weirdicht (Johnson), then an obese, socially awkward loner, is taken from the shower and dumped naked into the gymnasium to the amusement of the entire class. Only Joyner has mercy, giving Weirdicht his letterman jacket to cover himself.

Twenty years later, Joyner is at a dead-end accounting job and, despite having married his high school sweetheart, Maggie (Danielle Nicolet), who is herself a successful lawyer, is unhappy with his life. Suddenly, on the eve of their high school reunion, Weirdicht, now calling himself Bob Stone, crashes back into Joyner’s life. They get together apparently for old time’s sake, but Stone soon reveals that he works for the CIA and needs Joyner’s accounting skills to track down a sale of satellite codes that could cripple the U.S. in the wrong hands. Stone is himself viewed as a rogue agent and wanted by the CIA, and Joyner gets caught up in the action.

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Finding Dory is fantastic, obviously

That octopus is a scene-stealer, but he’s got nothing on baby Dory. Seen in flashbacks, the young dory is the most adorable thing Pixar’s ever animated, with eyes bigger than her entire body and a squeaky voice (Sloane Murray and Lucia Geddes) to deliver the same stream-of-consciousness lines. Photo courtesy Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

Time for another Disney Pixar sequel that isn’t The Incredibles 2.

Finding Dory takes us back to the Great Barrier Reef where Dory (Ellen DeGeneres) has made her home with Marlin (Albert Brooks) and Nemo (Hayden Rolence) for a year since their adventure in Finding Nemo. Dory famously suffers from short-term memory loss, but out of nowhere, she remembers where her family is and scrambles to go to them. The problem is, they turn out to be from the Marine Life Institute of Morro Bay, Calif., all the way on the other side of the Pacific Ocean.

The length of the journey is weirdly overlooked by the film, which spends most of its time with the principle characters having gotten out of the ocean and into the Marine Life Center’s quarantine. There, Dory meets Hank (Ed O’Neill), a hard-boiled octopus sneaking around the park. Most of the movie consists of him carrying Dory around in a coffee pot full of water.

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