Rogue One’s got jokes, all right

This image didn’t make the final edit of the movie. Images courtesy Walt Disney Motion Picture Studios.

Hell, it’s got Darth Vader (James Earl Jones) making puns.

At the start of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, imperial weapons researcher Orson Krennic (Ben Mendelsohn) coerces scientist Galen Erso (Mads Mikkelsen) to work on the Death Star. Years later, Erso’s daughter, Jyn (Felicity Jones), has grown up under the care of anti-Empire radical Saw Gerrera (Forest Whitaker). Gerrera receives a transmission from Galen Erso detailing how to destroy the Death Star, and the rebel alliance recruits Jyn Erso to fetch it for them. Erso eventually leads a ragtag band of misfits in an assault on the Empire-controlled Scarif, where the plans are stored.

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The Open Bar Review – Westworld

Paul and I discuss the merits and flaws of Westworld, Anthony Hopkins’ effort level and J.J. Abrams’ role as the scourge of storytelling.

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Political thriller ‘Miss Sloane’ released almost exactly a month too late

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Ever since they started putting TV previews ahead of the trailers in movies, they’ve had a strange affinity for advertising sultry, off-primetime dramas hinging on a single character. Shows like Hawthorne or The Client List, whose advertisements are simply a barrage of out-of-context maximum-drama moments from stars who could no longer make it in Hollywood. Miss Sloane mostly feels like an extended pilot for one of those shows — though that’s not necessarily a bad thing.

Like the series it feels akin to, the movie focuses intensely on its lead character, Elizabeth Sloane (Jessica Chastain), a fast-talking, no-nonsense, amphetamine-popping Washington lobbyist. Sloane is hand-picked to lead the fight against a bill going through the senate that would require background checks on all gun sales, closing the infamous gun show loophole. Unexpectedly, Sloane refuses, and ends up leaving the firm and taking charge of the push to get the bill passed. Working against colleagues of several years, Sloane is staring down not only the wealthiest lobby on the hill, but a set of opponents who are intimately familiar with her tactics and vices.

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Applying Chaos Theory: Rogue One’s got jokes

Oh, wow. Suddenly, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, this PG-13 movie about a desperate suicide mission, something much darker than the Star Wars franchise has ever approached, is looking pretty cute. By my count, that’s four snappy one-liners in just 1:35, almost all of them accompanied by a reaction from our lead character that’s pure gold. What a fun, family-friendly space adventure this will surely turn out to be.

Obviously, this is a complete departure from the first trailer…

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The Open Bar Review – Suicide Squad: Extended Cut

Paul and I discuss the nuances of the added material in the newly-released extended cut of Suicide Squad. 

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