Category Archives: Entropy

‘Conjuring’ series somehow keeps getting even worse

Posted on July 1, 2019 by reelentropy

1/10 I’ve seen some truly regrettable films over the past decade, but Annabelle Comes Home is the first time I’ve ever honestly wanted my money back. After a scene explaining the doll’s possession that’s been repeated three or four times across different … Continue reading →

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‘Child’s Play’ a solid update

Posted on July 1, 2019 by reelentropy

7/10 Child’s Play is everything you want out of a remake and a grossly satisfying slasher. In a Vietnam sweatshop for the Kaslan Buddi, an artificially intelligent doll that can coordinate all of your Kaslan products on command, an employee … Continue reading →

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‘Toy Story’ came out when I was 3 years old and the world is a very strange place

Posted on June 29, 2019 by reelentropy

8/10 Toy Story 4 was Man, I don’t fucking know anymore. What do people want from movies these days? We’re obviously living in the Golden Age of Television, and there’s a lot of uncertainty right now over the future of … Continue reading →

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‘Shaft’ tries to go anti-millennial, goes anti-gay instead

Posted on June 29, 2019 by reelentropy

2/10 Several years ago, there was a major social media hubbub over the idea of Donald Glover playing Spiderman. A counterargument that rose above the initial din was to equate that to casting Michael Cera as Shaft. Now it’s 2019. … Continue reading →

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The crippling ennui of ‘Men in Black: International’

Posted on June 29, 2019 by reelentropy

1/10 In 2016, Sony rebooted Ghostbusters, a beloved comedy franchise that’s actually just one good movie and a bunch of other media that everyone forgot about. It lost $70 million. Now it’s three years later, and Sony has rebooted Men in Black, a beloved … Continue reading →

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