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‘Conjuring’ series somehow keeps getting even worse

Posted on July 1, 2019 by reelentropy

1/10 I’ve seen some truly regrettable films over the past decade, but Annabelle Comes Home is the first time I’ve ever honestly wanted my money back. After a scene explaining the doll’s possession that’s been repeated three or four times across different … Continue reading →

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‘It’ is boring, racist, sexualizes minors and has a 90 percent on Rotten Tomatoes

Posted on September 8, 2017 by reelentropy

2/10 The titular monster in It comes out of the sewer every 30 years to feed, so remaking the movie — yeah, I know the 1990 version was a “made for TV miniseries,” eat me — makes a ton of … Continue reading →

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Fresh director can’t elevate bland horror prequel

Posted on August 11, 2017 by reelentropy

3/10 The eminent horror production studio has started to inject real talent into its movies, but it’s clearly not always going to be enough. In Annabelle: Creation, a group of orphans moves into the spacious, rural house of the mysterious … Continue reading →

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Applying Chaos Theory: Gone Girl 2

Posted on October 6, 2016 by reelentropy

Here’s the trailer you’ve all seen for the Emily Blunt thriller The Girl on the Train. Now, here’s the trailer for 2014’s Gone Girl-

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Solid scares, likable cast, but Conjuring 2 is nothing new

Posted on June 11, 2016 by reelentropy

Rhiannon Saegert @missmusetta If Insidious 4 The Conjuring 2 really is scarier than the original, it’s because by now, the people making these films have abandoned storytelling in favor of doing what they do best — decent scares. The film begins … Continue reading →

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