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Failing to make sense of the photorealistic ‘Little Mermaid’ adaptation
The Sea of Siciliy- Ariel (Halle Bailey) is a teenage trans mermaid who needs bottom surgery so she can go to the surface and catch some dick. Her father, King Triton (Javier Bardem), could transform her into a human at … Continue reading
‘Kitchen’ not worth watching, and no one did
3/10 The Kitchen is a story about women who stage a hostile takeover of a traditional men’s space. It’s a pun! Get it? Because it’s, when that happens, the traditional response is to tell the woman to “get back in … Continue reading
I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed
At long last, it’s time for one of the most anticipated movies of 2016. They’ve been talking about Ghostbusters 3 for more than 20 years, and the announcement that they’d be remaking the first movie instead of bringing together a nostalgia-driven second … Continue reading
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Melissa McCarthy is quickly becoming the next Adam Sandler
Find a religious text, put your hand on it and read this out loud: “Melissa McCarthy isn’t funny. She never was funny. Unless her films undergo dramatic changes, she never will be funny. “I will never pay money to see … Continue reading
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Tagged #adam sandler, #bridesmaids, #improv, #iron man, #kristen bell, #not funny, #peter dinklage, #tammy, #the boss, #who's line is it anyway, Melissa McCarthy
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