Tag Archives: #dwayne johnson

First good video game movie? First good video game movie!

Posted on April 17, 2018 by reelentropy

9/10 Rampage has The Rock fist-bumping an albino gorilla. It’s fucking awesome! In low orbit, a lab rat that has received Energyne’s secret gene mutation formula breaks free and barrels through a satellite testing facility. As the shuttle disintegrates, three … Continue reading →

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‘Jumanji’ is shockingly stellar

Posted on December 25, 2017 by reelentropy

9/10 Now this is how you do a reboot. In the all-new, all-different Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, the board game from the 1995 original has evolved into a video game. Where it used to bring the jungle to the … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged #dwayne johnson, #jack black, #kevin hart, Jumanji, Karen Gillan, Welcome to the Jungle | 2 Comments

What can you say about ‘Baywatch?’

Posted on May 26, 2017 by reelentropy

4/10 I really don’t know what to make of this movie. Can’t say it’s everything wrong with 2017 filmmaking, already did that last week. Can’t really say it’s juvenile, that’s the whole point. On Emerald Bay, the renowned lifeguard team … Continue reading →

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‘Fate of the Furious’ is solid

Posted on April 14, 2017 by reelentropy

7/10 Remember when these guys were just stealing Playstations? In Fate of the Furious, after 30 disposable minutes of honeymooning and little league soccer, Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel, who also produces) inexplicably betrays his team, stealing an EMP device and … Continue reading →

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It’s The Rock’s world, you just live in it

Posted on June 20, 2016 by reelentropy

How can a 6’5, 262 behemoth be this adorable? Already universally beloved, it seems Dwayne Johnson somehow gets more and more popular with every movie he makes. Though releasing to a modest $34.5 million against smash hit Finding Dory, Johnson’s and Kevin Hart’s … Continue reading →

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