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Failing to make sense of the photorealistic ‘Little Mermaid’ adaptation
The Sea of Siciliy- Ariel (Halle Bailey) is a teenage trans mermaid who needs bottom surgery so she can go to the surface and catch some dick. Her father, King Triton (Javier Bardem), could transform her into a human at … Continue reading
I just rewatched ‘The Wizard of Oz’ and had a lot of feelings and now you have to read about them
I remember precisely the first image I saw of Star Wars. It’s the shot of Darth Vader, lightsaber ignited, standing in a Death Star hallway waiting for Obi-Wan Kenobi to arrive. This would have been 1995 or ‘96, after the … Continue reading
Posted in White Noise
Tagged David Lynch, Disney Renaissance, Dreamworks, Eraserhead, Star Wars, The Prince of Egypt, The Wizard of Oz, Wild at Heart
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Pete’s Dragon a great fantasy for children and adults
Steven James @StevenLeeJames This decade, Mickey Mouse has taken some of his most beloved properties, starting with 2010’s Alice in Wonderland, and forced them onto the streets so he can get his money. The Mouse has done this with both … Continue reading
Posted in Entropy
Tagged #batman v superman, #bryce dallas howard, #Dawn of Justice, #karl urban, #pete's dragon, #the jungle book, #the lion king, #wes bentley, Alice Throught he Looking Glass, Beauty and the Beast, Disney Renaissance, Dogs are cool, finding dory, Mulan, Pete's Dragon improves on the original, Pete's Dragon respects your kids, Robert Redford, the BFG, Vengeance is mine, When little girls ginies tickle I make money, X-men Apocalpyse, X-men Apocalypse cost $178 million, You don't fucking talk to me like that you little piece of shit, You think God is in control here?
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