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On Heath Ledger, Jared Leto and revisionist history
Give him a chance! You can’t judge until you’ve seen the movie! He won an Oscar, for Pete’s sake! People were upset about Heath Ledger’s casting, too! I’ve been hearing things like this for more than a year now. This … Continue reading
Posted in White Noise
Tagged #Batfleck, #batman begins, #christopher nolan, #david ayer, #green lantern, #jared leto, #man of steel, #mark hamill, #paul bettany, #robin williams, #ryan gosling, #steve carell, #suicide squad, #the dark knight, Aaron Ekhart, fairness, Heath Ledger, Juggalo Joker, Lex Jewthor, Optimism, optimism is wrong, reshoots, The Avengers, The Joker, The new joker definitely vapes right, Thug 4 lyfe Joker
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The real-life Bourne legacy
The Bourne Identity is one of those movies that was so massively influential it gets taken for granted. On the eve of the franchise’s second attempt at rebooting, let’s look back at the movie that shifted action on its axis. Going … Continue reading
Posted in A less chaotic state, White Noise
Tagged #batman begins, #casino royale, #daredevil, #die another day, #mission: impossible, #quantom of solace, #star wars, #the matrix, Jason Bourne, Mission: Impossible II, The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Legacy, The Bourne Supremacy, The Bourne Ultimatum, The Green Zone, The Phantom Menace, The Raid, The World is Not Enough
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Star Trek Beyond — OR What the Fuck is Going On: The Movie
In 2009, they rolled out Star Trek: The Only Reboot You Ever Wanted. In 2012, they brought us Star Trek Into Darkness: Dark Knight Knockoffs Can’t Melt Steel Beams. Now, from an entirely new writing and directing team after Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman broke … Continue reading
Posted in Entropy
Tagged #anton yelchin, #batman begins, #bones, #gaySulu, #idris elba, #simon pegg, #star trek beyond, #wrath of khan, Actual evolutionary theory, Bad movies, Bourne, Chris Pine, Don't tell me to watch my language, Doug Jung, eat it up, eat the slop, eat the slop before the slaughter you fucking pigs, Galaxy Quest, Galaxy Quest was better, George Takei, have sex with all the remaining Vulcan women in the universe, How do blind people watch movies?, J.J. Abrams dumped the franchise, John Cho, KHAAAAAAAN, Kobayashi Maru, Leonard Nimoy, Lighting crew strike, military industrial complex, military industrial complex is bad, oh Spock don't stop, population bottleneck, Rest in peace Anton Yelchin, Rest in peace Leonard Nimoy, Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman broke up, rubber-faced Idris Elba, Spock, Spock and Bones forever, Star Trek Beyond is aimed at dumb people, Star Trek Beyond is not boring, Star Trek Beyond lifts scenes from Wrath of Khan, Techno Babble, Techno Babble is a lazy excuse for writing, The Actual Bourne Legacy, The Enterprise is destroyed again, warlock powers, What the fuck is going on, Yeah I get it, You can't see, Zachary Quinto, Zoe Saldana
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Captain America: Actually, Quite Civil
Captain America: Civil War isn’t officially an Avengers movie, but I already wish they’d kept Joss Whedon to direct it. In many ways, Civil War is The Avengers: Age of Ultron Part 2. In the direct aftermath of that movie and the disaster in Sokovia, the New … Continue reading
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Tagged #Age of Ultron, #agents of shield, #batman begins, #batman v superman, #black panther, #chadwick boseman, #chris evans, #civil war, #daniel bruhl, #Dawn of Justice, #doctor strange, #don cheadle, #elizabeth olsen, #emily vancamp, #frank grillo, #house, #Hulk, #iron man, #joss whedon, #marisa tomei, #martin freeman, #paul bettany, #robert downey jr, #russo brothers, #scarlett johansson, #sebastian stan, #spiderman, #teamironman, #the hobbit, #the winter soldier, #Thor, #tom holland, #william hurt, Benedict Cumberbatch, Captain America, Sherlock, The Avengers
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