Mystery box of ‘Weapons’ is, predictably, empty

What’s happened here is the guy from “The Whitest Dudes U’ Know” took a rip, the kind of mid-range rip you think is huge when you’re taking it but doesn’t impress anyone else in the room, and said “What if ‘Naruto’ running were scary?” Images courtesy Warner Bros. Pictures.

Rating: 3 out of 5.

There’s a new mystery box dealer in Hollywood. His boxes are also empty.

The mystery box is always empty.

Maybrook, Pennsylvania, 2:17 a.m. on a Wednesday- Seventeen children from the same class at Maybrook Elementary, as one, get out of bed and run out into the night. Police interview their teacher, Justine Gandy (Julia Garner), and their only remaining classmate, Alex Lilly (Cary Christopher), but get nowhere and apparently do nothing else. The story picks up a month later after the school has reopened and follows a handful characters who continue to unravel the mystery, primarily Gandy and one of the missing children’s fathers, Archer Graff (Josh Brolin, who also produces executively).

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Outrageous, cowardly Colbert firing a travesty for Free Speech, Press

Image by Scott Kowalchyk, CBS.

CBS, weeks after parent company Paramount agreed to donate $16 million to the Trump presidential library to settle a nonsensical lawsuit it would easily have beaten had it fought, announced this week it would not renew the contract of leading late-night host Stephen Colbert and that “The Late Show,” which has aired since 1993 and Colbert has hosted since 2015, would be cancelled.

“The Late Show” was the highest-rated late-night show in the nation at the time of this announcement. Colbert, a frequent critic of President Donald Trump, had also criticized his parent company for its capitulation. CBS lied and called it a purely financial decision. Multiple U.S. senators and the Writer’s Guild of America, on behalf of “The Late Show’s” staff writers, have all called for an investigation.

Trump had already extracted a similar commitment from Disney over a similarly laughable lawsuit, and the same week this was happening, began the process anew with a shocking public threat to sue The Wall Street Journal and parent company Dow Jones, which he followed through on the next day.

I set out to write about why there’s more nuance to this situation, and there is, but that nuance doesn’t change the calculation. This is exactly what it looks like, and exactly what Colbert said it was days before being told his contract wouldn’t be renewed: a big fat bribe.

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New ‘Superman’ flies low under a long shadow

Superman, circa 2025, shielding a small child from harm. Images courtesy Warner Bros. Pictures.

Rating: 3.5 out of 5.

After 12 excruciating years, Warner Bros. has given up the ghost and paved over the muddy, miserable Man of Steel with a sunny, cheerful new Superman movie, with James Gunn as writer, director and producer and affixed as the chief of a new cinematic DC Universe. This time, there’ll be no debilitating fear of God, no neck snapping and no director’s cuts. 

I want to love Superman, but it’s just OK. What it really fails to do is escape the terrible legacy it inherits. After years of the DCEU desperately responding to criticism in each new entry, the DCU enters the world with the same personnel responding to the same criticism in a lot of the same ways the previous series had settled on by the end.

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OCFF 2025- 12 solid hours in the main theater

I wouldn’t get up early yesterday for morning yoga – the correct choice, I only got halfway through the session I attended – but I delayed publishing, which is dangerous, so I could make the 11:45 curtain of Videoheaven. This was also the correct choice. David Lowery, Green Knight and Ghost Story director and the most prominent Dallas filmmaker of the past several years, comes out to introduce the documentary. He’s on the Oak Cliff Film Society Board of Directors and has hosted events at the Texas before. It’s the only time I spot him all weekend, and he’s already out of the spotlight before I can get my phone turned back on for a picture.

The theme of the fest this year, “real movies for real movie people,” seems random at first – these things usually do – but after slamming several consecutive lower-budget riffs on Uncut Gems, the selection has morphed into a meditation on what real movies and real movie people are. It’s been a weekend full of films with emotional depth, exploration, charm and artistry that look extremely simple to make, many of them man-with-camera style films carried by shock value and madcap central performances. Several all-time classics can be described that simply.

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OCFF ’25 Saturday: six solid hours in the upstairs theater

Saturday, the one day that’s always clear and always has the main highlights. This fest it’s Fucktoys, a 16mm pre-millennium fantasy of a prostitute, played by writer/director/executive producer Annapurna Sriram, trying to work her way into enough cash that she can pay her psychic to lift a curse on her. It’s playing in the 160-seat upstairs theater, which was converted from the old balcony a few years back, sandwiched in between $Positions and Reveries: The Mind Prison. This may turn out to have been a mistake.

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