Dope re-releases for snore-inducing Labor Day lineup

The thinking is the movie that’s been no. 1 for three weeks running is about poor black kids in a Los Angeles suburb whose lives helped define ’90s culture, and Dope is a movie about poor black kids in suburban Los Angeles who are obsessed with ’90s culture, so this release ought to go a lot better, but the reality is absolutely nothing good has come out since Aug. 13 and Straight Outta Compton has stayed on top mostly by default. Dope’s similarity to the recent alpha movie could end up working against it. Photos courtesy Open Road Films.

Straight Outta Compton has held for no. 1 three straight weeks now, and it has definitely been for lack of trying. The highest profile release since it came out was the critically eviscerated Sinister 2. Compton barely beat evangelist film War Room last weekend. When a movie’s tagline is as lame as “Prayer is a powerful weapon” and it had, like, no advertisements, and you can only get $2 million over on it, that’s not really something to brag about. The film looks to limp into another first place finish over Labor Day, as the only real movie slated for the three-day weekend is the Transporter reboot with some rapper nobody’s ever heard of taking over for Jason Statham. Wonder how that’ll work out.

Anyway, the time is clearly ripe for something — anything! — new to come out, and Open Road Films is filling that gap by re-releasing their Sundance darling/commercial flop Dope. While most movies that make it out of a festival go straight to arthouses and not many people hear about them, Dope was given a wide release and significant advertising, an honest shot to succeed. However, that wide release was June 19 against the second weekend of Jurassic World and the first weekend of Inside Out, and a director spliced with DNA from Tarantino, Hitchcock and Michael Bay couldn’t have drawn an audience under those conditions. Dope finished its run with a laughable $16 million, barely more than twice the $7 million Open Road paid for its domestic distribution rights in a six-way bidding war, and less than the $20 million it promised for advertising.

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Wes Craven dead at 76

Wes Craven, who destroyed and rebuilt horror as a genre almost once per decade over a 40 year career, died of brain cancer last night in his Los Angeles home.

Craven is best known for his seminal works, 1972’s Last House on the Left, 1984’s A Nightmare on Elm Street and 1996’s Scream, each of which begat a long list of imitations and ended up defining an era of horror films, much in the same way Jason Blum and Paranormal Activity created and define this era. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Halloween, Friday the 13th and the Scary Movie series, among many others, would not exist without Craven’s defining films.

Craven had two children, Jonathan and Jessica, with his first wife, both born in the late ’60s. He is survived by them and his third wife, Iya Labunka, whom he married in 2004.

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Sinister lives up to name, down to expectations

This film obviously comes with a severe trigger warning for people who have lived in abusive households. People get immolated and eaten alive in this movie, but the scenes of domestic abuse and resultant trauma are somehow even more graphic. Photos courtesy Gramercy Pictures.

Sinister 2 is mostly exactly what you’d expect, and as a case study it may represent people finally getting tired of all these cheap, grainy horror movies.

The film sets up several storylines which parallel and converge quite gracefully. In one, the Collins family — mother Courtney (Shannyn Sossamon) and twin boys Zach and Dylan (real-life twins Dartanian and Robert Daniel Sloan) — are haunted by Bughuul (Nicholas King) and his previous victims, particularly Milo (Lucas Jade Zumann). In another, and I swear to god this is his actual credited name, Ex-Deputy So & So (James Ransone), a minor character from the first movie, investigates their haunting. In the final storyline, the Collins’ abusive father, Clint (Lea Coco), to whom Courtney is still married, hunts them down.

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And then they cast him as Lex Luthor

This poster has more pot in it than the entire movie. Photos courtesy Lionsgate.

American Ultra has two major problems — it’s completely tone deaf, and the lead is one of the most sloppily written characters of the year.

That lead, Mike Howell (Jesse Eisenberg), is a stoner living with his girlfriend, Phoebe Larson (Kristen Stewart), who works at a gas station and generally has nothing going on in his life. However, unbeknownst to him, he was trained as a sleeper agent by the CIA, and when he tries to go to Hawaii, young higher up Adrian Yates (Topher Grace) targets him for elimination. When Victoria Lasseter (Connie Britton), the agent in charge of his training program, learns of this, she activates him, setting him up for a carnage-filled romp through his sleepy West Virginia town.

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Straight Outta ways to tell a story

Right to left: Dr. Dre (Corey Hawkins), Ice Cube (O’Shea Jackson, Jr.), Eazy E (Jason Mitchell)… who are those other guys? Were they groupies or something? They were part of the band?! Both still alive? Wow! Wow, they’ve gotta be pissed! Photo courtesy Universal Pictures.

Biopics can go one of two ways — a ritualistic re-telling of a historic caricature or an encapsulation of the conflict and triumph in an individual’s life. Straight Outta Compton, perhaps more sadly than any other, is the former.

The movie goes through the astonishing true story of N.W.A, from its start on the streets of the Los Angeles suburb through its success and breakup until the untimely death of Eazy E (Jason Mitchell) in 1995, primarily focusing on E, Dr. Dre (Corey Hawkins) and Ice Cube (Ice Cube’s son, O’Shea Jackson Jr.). The real life Dre and Ice Cube produce the movie.

The best biopics — Bennett Miller is king with Foxcatcher and Moneyball this decade — aren’t accurate, but zero in on the most dramatic aspects of the subject’s life and turn them into a literary masterpiece, then into a cinematic one. Straight Outta Compton does not, and that’s a sad thing, because the lives of E, Dre and Ice Cube are replete with conflict. Filmmakers lacked either the vision or the talent to capture this and make the movie what it could have been.

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