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There’s something off about 2GUNS

2GUNS is… so… bizarre! The… buddy cop? movie pairs Drug Enforcement Administration agent Bobby Trench (Denzel Washington) with Naval Intelligence officer Micheal Stigman (Mark Walhberg) as robbers — at first. After robbing a bank where they thought a Mexican drug … Continue reading

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Wolverine not as good as it needs to be

It’s important that The Wolverine be a good movie, and… it is… kind of… The film follows Marvel’s indestructible-yet-oddly-sympathetic superhero (Hugh Jackman, who also produces) as he wanders to Japan to say goodbye to a man whose life he’d saved in World … Continue reading

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There is no reason to see The Conjuring, oh god why am I even writing about it it is so obviously unimportant and reliant on better movies

If The Conjuring is the first horror movie you ever see, it might actually be scary. The film is based on the most malevolent supposedly-true preternatural encounter experienced by real-life demonologists Ed and Lorraine Warren (Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Harold … Continue reading

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Pacific Rim is my new favorite movie

Pacific Rim is the best movie of the summer by a country mile. I could expound on the plot, but it doesn’t matter. It’s giant monsters vs. giant robots. A wormhole opens in a fracture in the Pacific Ocean and … Continue reading

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Despicable me delightful as expected

Despicable Me 2 is just so wonderful. The sequel to the 2010 hit sees Gru (Steve Carell) returning to action to help the Anti-Villain League. The league has lost a mutating agent, and to catch a supervillain, they feel they … Continue reading

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