Tag Archives: Dwayne Johnson

Fast X: one more ride before it finally dies

2/10 That’s it. I’m tired. I’m done trying to search for the best in these movies. They’ve made a tenth Fast/Furious movie, and it sucks. Los Angeles- 10 years after that notorious vault scene in Fast Five, Dante Reyes (Jason … Continue reading

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Brief notes on ‘DC League of Super-pets’

There’s no more palpable bromance in Hollywood right now than the one between Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart. Their electricity is palpable and joyous, and the Jumanji co-stars seem to have endeavored to work together more as time has gone … Continue reading

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‘Jungle Cruise’ is a boring, homosexist dumpster fire

1/10 Jungle Cruise is a limp imitation of past Disney success that nobody seemed to know what to do with. 1917, as diseases that were responsible for a third of all military casualties in the Great War ravage the trenches- … Continue reading

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