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Inconsequential sequels sweep through cinemas
In an era of long-awaited sequels, remakes and “soft reboots” that roll into theaters decades after their corresponding media, Disney’s and Sony’s Maleficent: Mistress of Evil and Zombieland: Double Tap were the least long-awaited, releasing five and 10 years after … Continue reading
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Tagged #adventureland, #angelina jolie, #cinderella, #Disney, #james cameron, #jesse eisenberg, #snow white and the huntsman, #terminator 2, Abigail Breslin, aliens, Emma Stone, maleficent, Maleficent: Mistress of Evil, Superbad, woody harrelson, Zombieland, Zombieland: Double Tap
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Oh look, it’s another ‘Halloween’ sequel
4/10 After 40 years, it’s finally here — the 11th Halloween movie! Yeah, there are 10 others, but this one is different! This one ignores the preceding continuity — well, the 10, 20 and 30 year anniversary sequels all did … Continue reading
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Tagged #a nightmare on elm street, #alien, #halloween, #scream, #wes craven, aliens, H20: Halloween 20 Years Later, H40, Jamie Lee Curtis, John Carpenter, Michael Myers, The Shape, Venom
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What can you say about ‘Baywatch?’
4/10 I really don’t know what to make of this movie. Can’t say it’s everything wrong with 2017 filmmaking, already did that last week. Can’t really say it’s juvenile, that’s the whole point. On Emerald Bay, the renowned lifeguard team … Continue reading
Was that a parody?
Dusk is falling on the era of sequels, but even though Hollywood is repeating itself to the point of self-satire, Independence Day: Resurgence is still a great idea. Released almost 20 years to the day after the iconic first movie, Resurgence presented the promise … Continue reading
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Tagged #liam hemsworth, 20 years later, 3D is for idiots, aliens, awful movie romance, Big Willy Weekend, character is action, dialogue sucks, disaster movies, disaster movies' character structure is inherently flawed, finding dory, Fox didn't want to pay Will Smith's salary, Independence Day, Independence Day: Resurgence, independence day: resurgence is a sarcastic movie, Jeff Goldblum, July 4 weekend, maika monroe, Rolan Emmerich, sequelitis, Skype, spoonfeeding, the age of original moviemaking is returning, the era of sequels is over, too many characters, was this a joke?, was this a parody?
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