Strong performances, lazy production leave ‘Infinity War’ uneven

The mad titan, death incarnate, scrotumface. Images courtesy Walt Disney Motion Picture Studios.

7/10 It’s upper-echelon for the MCU, but for half a billion dollars, does it have to be so ugly?

In Avengers: Infinity War, Earth’s mightiest heroes are once again called to action to protect it from an unstoppable alien threat. This time it’s Thanos (Josh Brolin), a mad god who has decided that the only way to save the universe from its inevitable heat death is to murder exactly half the population. To make this easier on himself, he is seeking the six infinity stones, artifacts from the dawn of time that, once collected, will allow him to accomplish his goals with a literal snap of his fingers.

Infinity War has a lot of effective moments and a lot that falls flat. Part of the trouble with creating crowd-pleasers that are supposed to be everything to everyone is you almost always end up with something uneven with some scenes far less interesting than others.

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A less chaotic state: 2008’s Iron Man

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Wow, the first Iron Man. It’s been a while.

It’s been 10 years.

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‘Isle of Dogs’ another wonderful Wes Anderson movie

Dog snouts as leading lines adding dynamism to an image. Images courtesy Fox Searchlight Pictures.

8/10 Isle of Dogs, the latest from iconic #indie filmmaker Wes Anderson, does little to set itself apart from a body of work that’s starting to become a little too homogeneous — and creates unnecessary problems for itself with the way it uses Japanese culture.

In the fictional Japanese city of Megasaki 20 years from now, an outbreak of dog flu — and a government with an ancient preference toward cats — has led to dogs being outlawed, with animal control instructed to transfer all dogs to Trash Island off the cost. The governor’s dog, Spots (Liev Schreiber) was the first to be given up. Months later, the governor’s ward, Atari Kobyashi (Koyu Rankin) takes a makeshift plane to the island to recover his beloved guardian. A pack of strays (Bryan Cranston, Edward Norton, Bob Balaban, Bill Murray and Jeff Goldblum), long-since gone feral, help him navigate the desolate island.

Wes Anderson movies are kind of past the point of talking about them. They’ve been accurately described as their own genre several times. His shots, stories, and design tendencies are not only distinctive, but so similar across his career that it’s tough to distinguish his films from each other — that style and story is delightful, of course, but that almost goes without saying at this point.

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First good video game movie? First good video game movie!

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9/10 Rampage has The Rock fist-bumping an albino gorilla. It’s fucking awesome!

In low orbit, a lab rat that has received Energyne’s secret gene mutation formula breaks free and barrels through a satellite testing facility. As the shuttle disintegrates, three remaining vials scatter across North America, including one that lands in the San Diego wildlife preserve where  Davis Okoye (Dwayne Johnson) watches over George (Jason Liles), one of the last albino lowland gorillas in the world. Normally peaceful, if a bit of a pottymouth, George swells to twice his size overnight and begins recklessly destroying everything around him. As George berserks through San Diego and a similarly afflicted grey wolf thunders through the Wyoming mountains, killing for sport, Energyne’s evil CEO Claire Wyden (Malin Âkerman) activates a sub-sonic broadcast to summon her creations to headquarters. George and Ralph stampede to Chicago and just trash the place — all while a previously unknown monster, Lizzie the crocodile, storms up the Illinois river.

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Silence is golden in outstanding creature feature ‘A Quiet Place’

A Quiet Place uses ambient sound to enhance its characters’ silence. Images courtesy Paramount Pictures.

9/10 I think I’d enjoy living in the world of A Quiet Place. Anybody who snores, snorts or eats popcorn one kernel at a time while chewing with her mouth open like a fucking animal has been brutally killed.

In the near future, humanity has been nearly wiped out after an invasion of feral aliens. Blindingly fast and completely bulletproof, the monsters cut through the population in a matter of weeks, but before society completely collapses, word breaks that the monsters are blind and completely reliant on their sense of hearing.

Already adjusted to their deaf firstborn daughter, Regan (Millicent Simmonds), and with a patriarch who already tended toward survivalism in Lee (John Krasinski, who also writes and directs), the Abbott family was ideally placed to survive in this new world. But almost 500 days after the monsters’ arrival, Evelyn (Emily Blunt) is about to deliver their fourth child. A Quiet Place tells the story of their silent survival, and of the night they could remain silent no longer.

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