‘Operation Finale’ doesn’t show you the goods

Don’t get me wrong — this scene is very much worth the price of admission all by itself. Image courtesy Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

5/10 Operation Finale was supposed to be a heavyweight talkie matchup between two of the best actors in the world, but the film minimizes that element in favor of some much less appetizing subplots.

In 1960, the Israeli government receives intelligence that Adolf Eichmann (Ben Kingsley), one of the last high-ranking Nazis to escape justice at the Nuremberg Trials who had been responsible for the logistics of the Holocaust, was hiding in Buenos Ares, Argentina. A 10-man Mossad team is sent to retrieve him, but Peter Malkin (Oscar Isaac) and company find themselves trapped in hostile territory – not only are they violating Argentinian sovereignty, but the country has become a haven for fugitive Nazis. The team spends 10 days in an Argentine safehouse while Malkin attempts to convince Eichmann to authorize his extraction to stand trial in Jerusalem, effectively his own death warrant. 

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‘Happytime Murders’ less Muppets, more McCarthy

Image courtesy STX Entertainment.

2/10 I was optimistic for The Happytime Murders. Director/producer Brian Henson, Jim Henson’s son, is obviously more a Muppet guy than a Melissa McCarthy guy, and I was hoping this would be more of a Muppet movie than a Melissa McCarthy movie.

Again, my hopes were dashed.

The Happytime Murders tells the tale of Phil Phillips (Bill Barretta), a disgraced Los Angeles cop turned private investigator. Los Angeles suffers from an intense racial divide between puppets and humans – in the movie, it mirrors the divide between white cops and black Angelenos so closely that I can’t tell if it was meticulously planned or lazily drawn from the closest available headlines – and once, Phillips was the first ever puppet to become a police officer. On a case, he becomes entangled with a serial killer stalking the cast of The Happytime Gang, the a cultural touchstone from the ‘90s that helped mend relations between people and puppets. Phillips and his former partner, Detective Connie Edwards (McCarthy, who also produces) are thrust together to find the killer before the entire cast is exterminated.

Finding the killer likely means finding one of the castmates, all of whom stand to benefit from each other’s deaths – The Happytime Gang is about to go into syndication, at which point a massive royalty will be divided evenly among the surviving cast members. All of the former stars have fallen on hard times, and Phillips’ and Edwards’ investigation leads them on a tour of the darkest depths of Los Angeles puppet depravity.

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Aspiring franchise-starter ‘Mile 22’ trips at the starting line

Again, this Option 3 – still very much military. Images courtesy STXfilms.

2/10 Mile 22 is from director/producer Peter Berg and star/producer Mark Wahlberg, the creative team that has dedicated itself recently to hyper-jingoistic movies like Lone Survivor and Patriots Day, and they aren’t all that bad. Deepwater Horizon in particular is a stunningly effective – and not particularly political – film. Besides, fascy movies can be good. Look at 300 – that movie’s fascist as shit, and it’s great! And in Mile 22, they add Iko Uwais to the cast, the golden god of silat who made the Raid movies possible.

So I came into Mile 22 with fairly high hopes.

They weren’t met.

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‘Crazy Rich Asians’ is terrible

Chu and Young spend so little time together it’s genuinely difficult to find screenshots of the two of them without specifically looking. Images courtesy Warner Bros.

2/10 In the late August dead zone, which this year was filled with some fairly interesting releases, Crazy Rich Asians spent three weeks at the top of the box office, including Labor Day weekend, a run that included an astonishingly low drop of 6 percent in its second weekend. It’s been met with critical acclaim, and a sequel is on the way.

Also, it’s absolutely insufferable.

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‘BlacKkKlansman’ too focused on its fiction

Dis joint is based on some fo’ real, fo’ real shit. Images courtesy Focus Features.

5/10 BlacKkKlansman opens on footage from Gone with the Wind, a famous crane shot of Scarlett O’Hara (Vivian Leigh) tending to wounded Confederate soldiers after the Battle of Atlanta. It then cuts to an extended scene of Dr. Kennebrow Beauregard (Alec Baldwin), a fictional ‘50s politician, arguing vehemently against integrating black Americans into schools as footage from Birth of a Nation plays over his face, stumbling over every sentence.

Clearly, this has been going on a while.

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