‘Foreign Correspondent,’ live from Washington

Images courtesy A24.

Rating: 5 out of 5.

Alex Garland’s Civil War is a pulse-pounding, eye-popping masterpiece from start to finish. The Londoner has seen this country’s heart, which is not difficult right now from that distance, and brought it to screen in such accuracy that many Americans still cannot recognize it.

New York City, the near future- the president of the U.S. (Nick Offerman) has secured a third term in office, causing three groups of states to secede from the union, most notable being the Western Forces of California and Texas. The president starts a war to keep the union together, and despite his constant claims of being on the cusp of victory, the W.F. is laying siege to Charlottesville, Virginia, from where they will advance to Washington D.C. with little resistance. Though his death will certainly not end the directionless civil war that has suddenly fallen over the U.S., the president’s days are numbered.

Journalists have been declared enemies of the state and are reportedly being killed on sight at the capital, but knowing their window is closing, renowned war photographer Lee Smith (Kirsten Dunst), a rookie independent photographer who idolizes her and reporters from Reuters and The New York Times (Cailee Spaeny, Wagner Moura and Stephen McKinley Henderson) set out on a suicide mission to photograph and interview the tyrant before he is killed. Because the interstates have all been destroyed and Philadelphia is reportedly too dangerous to be within even 100 miles of, they take a circuitous, 1,000 mile-route around Pittsburgh and south to the front line.

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Making kayfabe the villain in ‘The Iron Claw’

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Rating: 4 out of 5.

Denton, Texas- In the 1950s, professional wrestler Jack Adkisson incorporates his grandmother’s maiden name to develop a Nazi-themed “heel” character, Fritz Von Erich (Holt McCallany), and all of his sons and grandsons who follow in his footsteps adopt the Von Erich name in the ring as well as his signature move, the Iron Claw. Over time, a curse appears to befall the family. The film primarily follows second-born Kevin Von Erich (Zac Efron), the one-time WCWA World Heavyweight Champion who would eventually take over his father’s ownership duties in the league.

Fritz Von Erich had six sons, and he would bury five of them, three of them after dying by suicide. The Iron Claw omits one of the suicide victims, partially for time and partially for believability concerns, worried that viewers would find three suicides unrealistic. It’s a tacit admission of failure from writer/director/producer Sean Durkin to approach this story and then shy away from telling its full extent, and it’s especially sad to see because he wouldn’t have failed.

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A lazy destination movie, a glorious throwback to the mid-00s

Images courtesy Sony Pictures Releasing.

Rating: 1 out of 5.

Anyone but You, writer/director/producer Will Gluck’s crappy modernization of “Much Ado About Nothing” that fervently insists the mid ‘00s never ended, we just got smartphones, was so successful during its first run that Sony pushed out a Feb. 9 re-release with a little extra content.

This re-release would be embarrassing if anyone found out about it – the film was still in its initial run, adding only 186 theaters for the “re-release” in total, and other than that, the numbers look like nothing changed. It dropped 23.2% that, and it had been dropping close to 25% every weekend since the Christmas season ended. It didn’t even change positions, moving from no.7 at the box office the weekend of Feb. 2 to no. 7 at the box office the weekend of Feb. 9.

A round of applause for Sony Pictures.

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Survey’s in – no, ‘Aquman’ did not save the DCEU

The DCEU seems tired of its own fantasy. In Aquaman and Wonder Woman, it establishes two entire races of human native to Earth who can stand up to Superman, which takes the scale away from the character. Images courtesy Warner Bros. Pictures.

Rating: 1 out of 5.

It’s over. It’s finally over.

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‘Maestro’ is basically ‘Raging Bull,’ that’s what you should watch instead

On the plus side, there’s significantly less domestic violence and fewer racial slurs in Maestro. Images courtesy Netflix.

Rating: 4 out of 5.

Maestro is a biopic of Leonard Bernstein (Bradley Cooper, who also writes, directs and produces), an American conductor/composer who wrote a lot of, you know, he was really famous. It says here he was the first American composer to receive international acclaim – I do movies, not music.

The project started its life way back in 2008 with Josh Singer, who had not yet received his first feature credit, attached to write and Martin Scorsese attached to direct. He eventually stepped down and the project fell to Steven Spielberg, who approached Bradley Cooper to star. When Spielberg left the project, Cooper took control, seizing the director’s chair and rewriting the screenplay, though Singer is still credited. Scorsese and Spielberg are still credited as producers along with Cooper and a whole slew of other middlemen bridging these relationships.

Scorsese’s participation is ironic, because Maestro feels a lot like a remake of his 1980 masterpiece Raging Bull. It’s unfortunate that Maestro releases into a world where Raging Bull already exists, because I would never, ever recommend the newer film over the classic, and there’s too much overlap for them to coexist.

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