Thanksgiving week arthouse binge part 3: Whiplash

Obviously jazz drumming is extremely difficult, nuanced work, but Whiplash never establishes that beyond loud noises the characters make sometimes. It takes more than yelling and grunting to make something seem as difficult as the drumming needs to be for the movie to work. Photo courtesy Sony Pictures Classics.

Whiplash, a movie about how hard drumming is, is so bad it actually makes drumming look kind of easy.

Andrew Neiman (Miles Teller) plays an aspiring jazz drummer who wants to be the very best, like no one ever was. Neiman gets into Shaffer Conservatory, hailed in the film as the best music school in the U.S., and is quickly admitted into the top jazz band conducted by Terence Fletcher (J.K. Simmons), who is the kind of teacher that only got the job to justify his own anal-retention, cruelty and severe bi-polar tendencies. The kind of guy who genuinely laments the decline of corporal punishment. The movie is about Fletcher’s castigation of Neiman and Neiman’s increasingly insane attempts to earn his approval.

Whiplash has admirable focus, which is another way of saying it has tunnel vision. Jazz drumming is the most important thing in the world to Neiman, and being a huge, irredeemable ass to his students is the most important thing in the world to Fletcher. But there is no entry point for anyone who doesn’t share those interests. There is only this pair of awful, one-dimensional characters butting heads over auditory details few in the audience will even begin to understand.

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Thanksgiving week arthouse binge part 2: Rosewater

Mr. Rosewater (Kim Bodina) accuses journalist Maziar Bahari (Gael García Bernal) of spying for the CIA, MI6, Mossad and Newsweek Magazine. Photos courtesy Open Road Films.

Movies dominate the public consciousness. Sometimes, that power is used for good.

Rosewater tells the story of Maziar Bahari (Gael García Bernal), a journalist who was imprisoned for 118 days after covering the 2009 Iranian presidential election, which was widely believed to be rigged.

Writer/director/producer Jon Stewart has become one of the most powerful men in the world through a long career of thorough, hard-hitting journalism thinly disguised as entertainment. As with his other material, the real-life story is the most important part of Rosewater.

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Thanksgiving week arthouse binge part 1: Birdman

Birdman is the best goddamn thing and if you haven’t seen it yet you are a loser who deserves scorn and ridicule.

#betterbatmanthanbenaffleck. Photos courtesy Fox Searchlight Pictures.

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The film follows Riggan Thompson (Michael Keaton), a washed-up former superhero actor trying to earn legitimacy on Broadway. After a lead co-star is hospitalized, he’s able to cast Lesley’s (Naomi Watts) boyfriend, Mike Shiner (Edward Norton) to the orgasmic pleasure of the New York Times and ticket buyers. Thompson, who develops psychic powers over the course the film, comes to grips with the fact that he’s the only one in the world who cares about his play.

The movie is the meta-est meta movie that ever metad a meta movie. Thompson is adapting Raymond Carver’s short story What We Talk About When We Talk About Love, in which four friends discuss crazy ex-partners and what forms love can take, with the conversation centered around Teri’s ex-boyfriend who abused her and killed himself after she left him. But the movie itself is an elaborate adaptation of this same play. Throughout the film, characters reflect on the roles they played within the story, with Thompson taking on the role both Mel, Teri’s boyfriend whom he plays in the film, and Ed, her abuser. There are several layers of reflection between the backstage drama and the on-stage story.

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Mockingjay should not have been split up

It’s a huge cop-out that Katniss Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence) is both tied into a love triangle and actually takes a husband from it, but it’s nice that the movies de-emphasize the drama and keep Gail’s (Liam Hemsworth) whining to a minimum. Photos courtesy Lionsgate.

Just when I start singing their praises…

Part one of Mockingjay, the third installment of the Hunger Games series, is a major disappointment, primarily because it is abundantly clear how much the adaptation is stretched in order to split the release into two parts because that’s what Harry Potter did.

The movie follows Katniss Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence) as she adjusts to life in the once-secret District 13, a fascist military district dedicated to overthrowing the totalitarian Capital. Everdeen struggles to make the adjustment, partially because she is being used as the main subject of the district’s propaganda films to incite further riots in the other districts, a series of uprisings which started after she broke the Hunger Games in Catching Fire. She is also worried for Peeta Mellark (Josh Hutcherson), who is forced into similar propaganda by the reigning government as part of a psychological war President Coriolanus Snow (Donald Sutherland) wages on Everdeen personally.

The film ends a little less than halfway through the plot of the book going by page number, but about a fifth of the way through going by plot points. The first two movies did an excellent job of only filming what was filmable and not trying to allot every individual chapter the same amount of attention. Mockingjay makes a major misstep here.

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Why Young Adult series all suck — but Hunger Games doesn’t

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Harry Potter changed the world. The boy who lived has four hundred million copies and eight movies, all of which are in the 50 highest-grossing of all time, in his name as well as several acting careers that will never be remembered beyond their involvement with the franchise no matter where they go.

When Hollywood gets something this massively successful, it tries — with some rough adherence to the scientific method — to identify and replicate that success. In this case, that meant green-lighting every “young adult” series ever written. The publishing industry, given that it’s essentially the exact same thing, green-lit every young adult author they had who was offering a series about kids who were somehow special.

The resultant trend has come in two distinct flavors — Hunger Games and its clones and Twilight and its clones. All of these movies have been awful. All except for Suzanne Collins’ adaptations.

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