3/10 In 2008, Steven Spielberg and George Lucas finally dusted off Indiana Jones after 20 years for his fourth of five appearances greenlit all the way back in 1979 with Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. It was not well-received. Probably the most prominent memory of the film is the way “South Park” codified audience reaction, reimagining the film as a traumatizing series of violent rape scenes with Spielberg and Lucas, both perceived to be on the downslope of their careers at this time, exploiting their old character sexually instead of just financially.
Now it’s 15 years later, Spielberg has moved on from nostalgia but kept his career in full swing and Lucas has pawned all his intellectual property off to Disney, and after immediately running Star Wars into the ground, the company has spawned more Lucasfilm filth with Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, and it’s the same damn movie. It’s a new director, a new production company, a new decade and a new paradigm of blockbuster filmmaking, and it’s the same movie down to so many of the worst details.
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