In an effort to distract who they can from the calculated, over-produced advertisements debuting this weekend, Focus Features has come up with this, a calculated, over-produced romantic comedy titled That Awkward Moment.
It opens opposite Labor Day, a calculated, over-produced romantic drama based on a 2009 novel. And lo, the executives decreed there shall be nothing genuine or original this weekend at the movies.
That Awkward Moment follows Jason (Zac Efron), Mikey (Michael B. Jordan) and Daniel (Miles Teller) through their women-chasing life in New York City. Mikey finds out his wife as skipped the middle man and is cheating on him with the divorce lawyer early in the film, and Jason and Daniel pledge to stay single until Mikey is able to love someone else. All three of them immediately break their pledges, with Jason and Daniel falling hard for Ellie (Imogen Poots) and Chelsea (Mackenzie Davis) while Mikey tries to make things work with his wife, Vera (Jessica Lucas), despite saying that he wouldn’t.
This movie is less of a genuine effort to entertain and more of a check-list type affair, and will only be remembered as “one of those movies” when someone wants to refer derogatively to romantic comedies. So instead of making a genuine effort to entertain with the review I’m just going to do a checklist-
Is it romantic?
Yes. Very. That Awkward Moment is actually a very fun movie to watch. A lot of romance movies feature a ton of the main character talking to his or her friends about their feelings and maybe only one magical night with the person they end up with. It probably has more meaning for people having relationship troubles while they’re watching, but the audience doesn’t really get the experience of falling in love with the characters.
That Awkward Moment features that part broadly. It’s almost a full-on montage of romantic moments, and it’s easy for the audience to lose themselves in the characters’ love affairs. It’s got a lot of charm.
Is it funny?
Kind of. There are some running toilet and penis gags. There’s an extended dildo scene that’s intellectually funny but not really laugh-out-loud funny. This movie is better when it sticks to the romances.
Will I get to see anyone naked?
Michael B. Jordan’s rippling abdominals and pectorals, Miles Teller’s bare ass, Zac Efron’s rippling abdominals, pectorals and bare ass… Addison Timlin’s breasts and legs. She’s not a member of the main cast, but she’s very lovely… Yes. Nudity and charming romances abound.
Is it racist?
Quite a bit, actually. There are only three black characters in the movie, and one is the only member of the main cast who ends up single because the black lady is cheating on him with the other black man. They get some points back because one is a doctor and the other two are lawyers, but damn it, this movie isn’t about your professional licenses, it’s about being in love, and all the black people are really bad at it.
Is it sexist?
It’s hard to tell what comes with the territory and what is a genuinely misogynist conceit of writer/director Tom Gormican. The male characters are stereotypical pigs, who keep “rosters” of women they regularly have sex with and then dump at the first sign of any responsibility. The women, stereotypically, just want one of them to settle down with them. It’s well disguised, but looking past the charm and individuality the actors bring to their characters (and they all really do a good job of that), it’s just the same old story about men who want to plug everything in sight and women who want to be the only one their man plugs.
Where it gets really sexist is how the women treat the dynamic. Chelsea, Alana (Timlin) and seemingly Ellie are quite complacent with it, with Chelsea telling Daniel in as many words that she’s OK if he doesn’t want to settle down even though that’s what she obviously wants him to do. She’s even responsible for getting him laid earlier in the film — not responsible as in having done it, responsible as in being expected to do it and punished if she doesn’t. Men are actors, women are objects. It’s not pretty.
This situation is kind of reversed with Mikey and Vera, but they’re obviously completely different because they’re black.
Is it more entertaining than a football game?
About on par. Honestly, enjoying That Awkward Moment depends, like so many other over-produced offerings, on how much attention you really want to pay and how much you want out of a movie. If you want to sit, relax and watch pretty men and pretty women dance around the topic of whether or not they have feelings for each other for a couple of hours, this is the movie for you. If you’re more advanced as a moviegoer, well, this is charming enough to become a guilty pleasure if you’re into that sort of thing, but there’ll always be that nagging flaw that makes it worse and worse every time you watch it. For me, it’s the racism.
Is it more entertaining than the talking heads?
Oh God yes. Even baseball is more entertaining than the talking heads. I don’t know what it is with Americans and boring sports, football is really just a slower, simpler version of rugby. You people should watch more hockey.
Is it more entertaining than the commercials?
No. Not by any stretch of the imagination.
Joshua Knopp is a formerly professional film critic, licensed massage therapist, journalism and film student at the University of North Texas and a senior staff writer for the NT Daily. To Jesse Eisenberg’s credit, he’d probably make a better Batman than Ben Affleck. For questions, rebuttals and further guidance about cinema, you can reach him at firstname.lastname@example.org. At this point, I’d like to remind you that you shouldn’t actually go to movies and form your own opinions. That’s what I’m here for.