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Political thriller ‘Miss Sloane’ released almost exactly a month too late
Ever since they started putting TV previews ahead of the trailers in movies, they’ve had a strange affinity for advertising sultry, off-primetime dramas hinging on a single character. Shows like Hawthorne or The Client List, whose advertisements are simply a … Continue reading
Posted in Entropy
Tagged #donald trump, #jessica chastain, #oscarbate, adorkable, Daytime TV, Hawthorne, Jake Lacy, Mark Strong, Miss Sloane, nasty woman, The Client List
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Predictably, Huntsman is a colossal mess
The Huntsman: Winter’s War is partially a prequel to Snow White and the Huntsman and partially a sequel. The plot has a timeskip in it, and the narrator — Liam Neeson, somehow — says “that entire movie happened in this spot.” It’s half-and-half. … Continue reading
The Möbius strip: Star Wars predictably takes over the Internet
Summarizing the group threatening to boycott The Force Awakens for daring to cast a black man as the lead — The Hollywood Reporter With the third trailer’s release coinciding with tickets coming available, Fandango spiked to seven times its normal peak traffic … Continue reading
Posted in The Möbius strip
Tagged #alejandro inarritu, #american hustle, #bella lugosi, #bill cosby, #break the internet, #burnt, #dracula, #eddie redmayne, #government man, #jennifer lawrence, #jessica chastain, #kim jong un, #michael fassbender, #praise our sacred leader, #sony, #star wars, #the force awakens, #the hunger games, #the martian, #the revenant, #tom hanks, #underworld, #underworld 5, #wage gap, bradley cooper
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I wanted to like Crimson Peak so bad
From the first trailer straight to its release, Crimson Peak promised to be an electrifying, visuals-driven horror movie with rich colors and music and set pieces, a horror movie interested in looking good, not just good enough to jump out from around … Continue reading
The Martian a fantastic third entry for new space horror/survival genre
At no point in The Martian does the guy discover water on Mars. Isn’t this supposed to be scientifically accurate? Based on the hit 2011 novel, the film tells the story of NASA botanist Mark Watney (Matt Damon), who is left for … Continue reading